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Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain America and Bonaparte
Original Lyrics:
Captain America's been torn apart
Guns N Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain America's been sold a farmyard
Even though he's just a guy with a broken a*se
Even though he's just a guy with a broken a*se
Original Lyrics:
Captain America's been torn apart
Now he's a court jester with a broken heart
Now he's a court jester with a broken heart
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be a rabbit, take me back to the start
Original Lyrics:
Turn me around and take me back to the start
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fake the cow into the Paraglide piety.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to Paradise City.
Guns N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hotcakes that's tough to beat
Original Lyrics:
Hard Case that's tough to beat
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to see how good I can be
Original Lyrics:
I want to see, oh, look at me
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a urchin with an urge to streak
Original Lyrics:
Just a urchin living under the street
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh won't you please take a hold?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rex Reed, you know, so they say
Original Lyrics:
Rags to riches or so they say
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rex Reed, you know, so they say
Original Lyrics:
Rags to riches or so they say
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surge of nipples and it's hazardous to breathe
Original Lyrics:
The surgeon general said it's hazardous to breathe
Guns N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to Americot City
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to a paradise city
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to Paradise city
Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty
Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to Paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns N’ Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to Paramount Pictures
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to Perfect Ice City.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to Paradise City.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to Prairie Dog City.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to Paradise City.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to a very nice city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to a very nice city
Where the grass is weed and the girls are s***ty
Where the grass is weed and the girls are s***ty
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pregnant.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pregnant.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Guns N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Appetite City
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Bare-assed City,
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City,
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Fairy-Glass City.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
Guns N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green on the black city.
Where the grass is green on the black city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the crack is great and the girls are pretty
Where the crack is great and the girls are pretty
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the drugs are cheap and the girls are pretty.
Where the drugs are cheap and the girls are pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty
Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradon Street
Where the razz is mean and the mean is really
Oh-oh-oh-oh, Alimoe
Where the razz is mean and the mean is really
Oh-oh-oh-oh, Alimoe
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh, take me home
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh, take me home
Guns 'N Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradox City.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paragon Street
Where the razz is mean and the mean is really
Oh-oh-oh-oh, Alimoe
Where the razz is mean and the mean is really
Oh-oh-oh-oh, Alimoe
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh, take me home
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh, take me home
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Parrot ice City.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Prairie Dog City.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to a paradise city.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Prairie Dog City
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Guns 'n' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Prairie-Dog City.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
Guns 'n' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the bare-a**ed city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the bare-assed city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the big bad city
Where the grass is clean and the girls are pretty.
Where the grass is clean and the girls are pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the buried lost city
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to Paradise City.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the burned-down city
Where the grass is gone but the girls have fifties,
Oh, won't you please take the phone?
Where the grass is gone but the girls have fifties,
Oh, won't you please take the phone?
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty,
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty,
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the burned-down city
Where the grass is gone but the girls have titties,
Oh, won't you please take the phone?
Where the grass is gone but the girls have titties,
Oh, won't you please take the phone?
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty,
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty,
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the pair of dice city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to paradise city.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the pair of nice fifties
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the pair of nice titties
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city,
Where the girls are clean and they got big fifties
Where the girls are clean and they got big fifties
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city,
Where the grass is green, and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green, and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city,
Where the girls are clean and they got big titties
Where the girls are clean and they got big titties
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city,
Where the grass is green, and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green, and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city,
Where the grass is green and the girls aren't greedy
Where the grass is green and the girls aren't greedy
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city,
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty.
Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls - I pity.
Oh, Walter! Please take me home.
Where the grass is green and the girls - I pity.
Oh, Walter! Please take me home.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are sleazy
Where the grass is green and the girls are sleazy
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the cash is green and the guys are pretty.
Where the cash is green and the guys are pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Guns 'n' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is muddy and the girls are slutty
Oh, won't you please take my bum, yayeya?
Where the grass is muddy and the girls are slutty
Oh, won't you please take my bum, yayeya?
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and girl's are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home, yayeya?
Where the grass is green and girl's are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home, yayeya?
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradox city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
or
Take me down to the parasite city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
or
Take me down to the parasite city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns n’ Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paralyzed city
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Guns N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paralyzed city
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Guns N’ Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the parasite city
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the parrot rice city
Where the ass is clean and the girls are pretty. Te-le-phone!
Where the ass is clean and the girls are pretty. Te-le-phone!
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Take me home!
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Take me home!
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the parrot rice city
Where the ass is clean and the girls are pretty. Telephone!
Where the ass is clean and the girls are pretty. Telephone!
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Take me home!
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Take me home!
Guns n' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the peridot city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the prairie dog city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the prairie dog city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the prairie dog city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the prairie dog city
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to paradise city
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the prairie-dog city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very large city
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Guns N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very last city
Where the grass is green and the girls got titties
Where the grass is green and the girls got titties
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very last city,
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to Paradise City,
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns N Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very last city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to Paradise City.
Guns N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very last city
Where the grass is green and the girls are sh**ty
Where the grass is green and the girls are sh**ty
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very last city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very last city
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very nice city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very nice city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very nice city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home from the paradise, hit me,
Where the grass is green and the bars are plenty
Where the grass is green and the bars are plenty
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city,
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trapped between a ferret and the Joan of Arc
Going dancing with a broken arm
Going dancing with a broken arm
Original Lyrics:
Captain America's been torn apart
Now he's a court jester with a broken heart
Now he's a court jester with a broken heart
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trapped between a ferret and the Joan of Arc
Going dancing with a broken arm
Going dancing with a broken arm
Original Lyrics:
Captain America's been torn apart
Now, he's a court jester with a broken heart
Now, he's a court jester with a broken heart
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trapped in the perils of the donut park
Original Lyrics:
Captain America's been torn apart
Guns N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trapped in the perils of the doughnut park
Original Lyrics:
Captain America's been torn apart
Guns 'n' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the boys are pretty
And the girls are skinny
And the girls are skinny
Original Lyrics:
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
And the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the girls are fat and got big fifties
Original Lyrics:
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the girls are fat and got big titties
Original Lyrics:
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the grass is free and the girls are easy
Original Lyrics:
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the grass is weed and the girls are willing
Original Lyrics:
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where there's free ice cream and the girls are needy
Original Lyrics:
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Guns 'N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta keep pushin' for the punch in the face.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta keep pushin' for the fortune and fame.
Guns n' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta keep pushing for the company way
You know, it's unforgivable, it's just a game
You know, it's unforgivable, it's just a game
Original Lyrics:
You gotta keep pushing for the fortune and fame
You know, it's all a gamble when it's just a game
You know, it's all a gamble when it's just a game
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