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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Panama that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah shoot, burnin' down the avenue nitro glycerin, see her glistenin'
Original Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue Model citizen, zero discipline
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah-choo, burnin' down the avenue
Original Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothin like it, a shiny machine.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep a movie butt clean.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep a movie butt clean.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the moving parts clean.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the moving parts clean.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' like it, a shining machine.
Got the feel for the whale, she's a moo-ey butt queen.
Got the feel for the whale, she's a moo-ey butt queen.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the moving parts clean.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the moving parts clean.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
At you, burning down the avenue
Original Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know she's comin over me.
She'll lose her image yeah.
Oh yeah huh!
She'll lose her image yeah.
Oh yeah huh!
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know she's coming home with me?
You'll lose her in the turn.
I'll get her!
You'll lose her in the turn.
I'll get her!
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know she's comin' over me
You'll lose her in the chun.
You'll lose her in the chun.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in the turn.
You'll lose her in the turn.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know she's coming over me?
You lose her in that touch.
I'll get hutch!
You lose her in that touch.
I'll get hutch!
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know she's coming home with me?
You'll lose her in the turn.
I'll get her!
You'll lose her in the turn.
I'll get her!
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know she's got a law degree?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know she's coming home with me?
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know she's got me on my knees
You'll lose her in the tongue.
You'll lose her in the tongue.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in the turn.
You'll lose her in the turn.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a law man coming through my bathroom.
Original Lyrics:
Got an on-ramp comin through my bedroom.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a woman comin' through my bathroom
Original Lyrics:
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an on ramp coming through my bathroom.
Original Lyrics:
Got an on ramp coming through my bedroom.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the fear in power steering.
Original Lyrics:
Got the feeling, power steering.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the feeling, power steering
Clutch is poppin', ain't no stopping now.
Clutch is poppin', ain't no stopping now.
Original Lyrics:
Got the feeling, power steering
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now!
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now!
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the thing in, power steering,
bitch is boppin', ain't no stopping now
bitch is boppin', ain't no stopping now
Original Lyrics:
Got the feeling, power steering,
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now!
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now!
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the thing in, power steering
This is boppin', ain't no stopping now.
This is boppin', ain't no stopping now.
Original Lyrics:
Got the fearin', power steerin'
Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now.
Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to feel for the way to keep the movin' parts clean.
Original Lyrics:
Got a feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandpapa
Grandmama, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Grandmama, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Original Lyrics:
Panama
Panama, oh, oh, oh, oh
Panama, oh, oh, oh, oh
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had enough had enough
Original Lyrics:
Panama! Panama
Have anoth
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Padded Bra!
or
Enema!
or
Bang your mom
or
Atom Bomb
or
Had enough
or
Had enough
Original Lyrics:
Panama
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand 'em up! Hand 'em up, up, up
Original Lyrics:
Panama! Panama-uh-uh-uh
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hauss you, are burning down the avenue
I'm alone and running with a power broom.
I'm alone and running with a power broom.
Original Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom.
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven above... heaven above
Original Lyrics:
Panama.... Panama-a
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavenly hah, Heavenly ha ha ha ha
Original Lyrics:
Panama, Panama
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here she comes, full passion down, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Here she comes, full blast and top down.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here she comes, old fashioned top down.
Original Lyrics:
Here she comes, full blast and top down.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here she comes
Full tippin' cowtown.
Full tippin' cowtown.
Original Lyrics:
Here she comes
Full blast and top down.
Full blast and top down.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Jew, burning down the avenue
Original Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burning down the avenue
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue.
My love is comin' through the bathroom
My love is comin' through the bathroom
Original Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue.
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot shoes, burnin' down the avenue
Model citizen, zero disagree
Model citizen, zero disagree
Original Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Model citizen, zero discipline
Model citizen, zero discipline
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs and ease my ball sack
Original Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs and ease the seed back
Original Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs and ease the skin back.
Original Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs
Ease my seed sack.
Ease my seed sack.
Original Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs
Ease the seat back.
Ease the seat back.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down in between my larynx and ease my feedbag.
Original Lyrics:
I reach down in between my legs and ease the seat back.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down in between my legs and ease the tea bag.
Original Lyrics:
I reach down in between my legs and ease the seat back.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down in between my legs and relieve my teasack
Original Lyrics:
I reach down in between my legs and ease the seat back
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down
between my legs
and ease the seabags
between my legs
and ease the seabags
Original Lyrics:
I reach down
between my legs
and ease the seat back
between my legs
and ease the seat back
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give up!
Heavy model! Heavy model! Heavy model!
Heavy model-el-el-el-el!
Heavy model! Heavy model! Heavy model!
Heavy model-el-el-el-el!
Original Lyrics:
I'll get her!
Panama! Panama ah! Panama!
Panama ah oh oh oh oh!
Panama! Panama ah! Panama!
Panama ah oh oh oh oh!
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm A citizen. Zero dissipate.
Original Lyrics:
Model citizen, zero discipline
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a citizen, Let's hit this disco man!
Original Lyrics:
Model citizen, zero discipline
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a young man, come into my basket room.
Original Lyrics:
Got an on ramp coming through my bedroom.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an old man comin' through my disapprove.
Original Lyrics:
Got an on-ramp coming through my bedroom.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love man, come into my bedroom
Original Lyrics:
Got an on-ramp comin through my bedroom
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm man enough, I'm man enough.
Original Lyrics:
Panama, Panama
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Junk man, what's that sound?
Original Lyrics:
Old man, what's that sound?
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep the movie props clean.
Original Lyrics:
Keep the movin' parts clean.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep the movin' pots clean.
Original Lyrics:
Keep the movin' parts clean.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Canada. Canada.
or
Man in love. Man in love
or
Man in love. Man in love
Original Lyrics:
Panama. Panama.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Minimo
Original Lyrics:
Panama
'Minimo' is Italian for 'minimum'.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old man, kill that clown.
Original Lyrics:
Old man, what's that sound?
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
PADDED BRA! PADDED BRA! PADDED BRA! PADDED BRA!
Original Lyrics:
PANAMA! PANAMA! PANAMA! PANAMA!
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down between my larynx and release the back sebum
Original Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs and ease the seat back
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs and ease the seed bag.
Original Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs and ease the seat back.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs and ease the seed bag
Original Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs and ease the sleeping bag
Original Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs and eased the seat back.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs, ease the seed bag
Original Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs, ease the seat back
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs
easy seabag
easy seabag
Original Lyrics:
Reach down between by legs
ease the seat back
ease the seat back
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs
Ease the seed bag.
Ease the seed bag.
Original Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs
Ease the seat back.
Ease the seat back.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down,
between my legs and,
ease the sea back
between my legs and,
ease the sea back
Original Lyrics:
Reach down,
between my legs and
ease the seat back
between my legs and
ease the seat back
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down,
between my legs,
and ease the skin back
between my legs,
and ease the skin back
Original Lyrics:
Reach down,
between my legs
and ease the seat back
between my legs
and ease the seat back
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down, between my legs and ease the seed bag
Original Lyrics:
Reach down, between my legs and ease the seat back
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right behind it, wheel deal me now.
Original Lyrics:
Right behind the rear-view mirror now.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sean Penn, what's that sound?
Original Lyrics:
Jump back, what's that sound?
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a flippin' podge queen.
Original Lyrics:
Keep the movin' parts clean.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a movin' pudge queen
Original Lyrics:
Keep the movin' parts clean
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got me workin', shinin' machines.
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing like it, her shiny machine.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's that chompin' sound?
Original Lyrics:
Jump back, what's that sound?
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll lose her in no time.
Original Lyrics:
You'll lose her in the turn.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll lose her in that touch. I'll get hung!
Original Lyrics:
You'll lose her in that turn. I'll get her!
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