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Nine out of ten are Venice nights.
Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit.
I'm told the German line that I "misheard" means "No, also in winter when it snows." Since that doesn't say too much by itself, I'm also told that it is in answer to the previous line which means something like "You make greenery not only in summertime". Remember, the song is addressing a Christmas Tree!
O Pentagon
O Tannenbaum
The Pentagon is located just outside Washington, D.C.
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
You come from every garden.
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
Du kannst mis sehr gefallen.
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
Detroit's in Dinah's bladder.
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
Wie treu sind deine Blatter.
O cannon ball, oh cannon ball
(blah blah blah blah blah) light us.
O tannenbaum, o tannenbaum,
Your branches green delight us.
I am hard of hearing so I misunderstand lyrics very often. It cracks me up.
Oh Charlie Brown, oh Charlie Brown
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
I heard the piano version on "A Charlie Brown Christmas", so I put two and two together--and made it better.
Oh Taliban, oh Taliban
O tannenbaum, o tannenbaum
Oh atom bomb, Oh atom bomb
O tannenbaum, O tannenbaum
Oh time bomb, oh time bomb
or
Oh cannon bomb, oh cannon bomb
or
Oh cannon bomb, oh cannon bomb
O tannenbaum, O tannenbaum
Oh time bomb, oh time bomb!
O tannenbaum, o tannenbaum
Oh, cherry bomb
O Tannenbaum