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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for One Armed Scissors that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
At The Drive In's, "One Armed Scissors"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get away! Get away!
Original Lyrics:
Cut away! Cut away!
At The Drive In's, "One Armed Scissors"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go away! Go away!
Original Lyrics:
Cut away! Cut away!
At The Drive In's, "One Armed Scissors"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send transmission from the one-armed Smithers
Original Lyrics:
Send transmission from the one-armed scissor
At The Drive In's, "One Armed Scissors"
Misheard Lyrics:
They hibernate for having to kiss the ground
F*** her up and kiss the asphalt now.
F*** her up and kiss the asphalt now.
Original Lyrics:
They hibernate, but have they kissed the ground?
Pucker up and kiss the asphalt now.
Pucker up and kiss the asphalt now.
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