Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Old Time Rock And Roll that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Call me Loretta, call me what you will.
Call me a relic, call me what you will.
Call me a rabbit, call me what you will
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Call me a radical, me what you will.
Call me a relic, call me what you will.
Call me a rebel, call me what you will
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Call me erratic, call me what you will
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Call me heretic, call me what you will.
Call me a relic, call me what you will.
Don't blow an ear or play a tango
Won't go to hear 'em play a tango
Don't try and make me eat Nabisco
Don't try and take me to the disco
I'd rather bitch about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Just take those old records off the shelf
I seldom listen to them by myself.
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to them by myself.
Just take those old wreckers off the chef
Just take those old records off the shelf
Say I'm a bastard, say I'm over the hill.
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill.
That kind of music just sues the soul.
That kind of music just soothes the soul.
The condom music just soothes the soul.
That kinda music just soothes the soul.
There's only one-cha way to get me to go.
There's only one sure way to get me to go.
Today's music ain't got the same song.
Today's music ain't got the same soul.
Won't go to hear them play a bango
I'd rather hear some blues or f**king old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Stop playing old time rock and roll
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time rock and roll
Don't try to take me to Nabisco
Don't try to take me to a disco
Just take those old Milk Duds off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
I can't listen to 'em by myself
Just take those old records off the shelf
I sit and listen to 'em by myself
That kind of music just soothes my throat.
That kinda music just soothes the soul.
The kind of music that assumes the soul
The kind of music that soothes the soul