Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Oh, Pretty Woman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Come do me, baby
Come to me, baby
I don't believe you, you lost a tooth.
I don't believe you, you're not the truth.
I don't believe you, you must be true.
I don't believe you, you're not the truth.
Maybe tomorrow night we'll mate.
There'll be tomorrow night, but wait.
Pretty lemon
Pretty woman
Pretty walnut, rolling down the street
Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, I caught a hell bug, see?
Pretty woman, I couldn't help but see
Pretty woman, I kinda like the beat.
Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet.
Pretty woman, and I like your feet.
Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet.
Pretty woman, cantaloupe to meet.
Pretty woman, kind I'd like to meet.
Pretty woman, lick my leg.
Pretty woman, look my way.
Pretty woman
A candle at her feet
Pretty woman
The kind I'd like to meet
Pretty woman
A candle on her feet.
Pretty woman
The kind I'd like to meet.
Pretty woman
Kinda light like me.
Pretty woman
The kind I'd like to meet.
Pretty women
Something good to eat
Pretty woman
The kind I'd like to meet.
Willy Wonka
Pretty woman
Editor's note: This song came out in 1964, the same year that Roald Dahl released the book "Charlie & The Chocolate Factory." So it might make sense for someone to mishear the song this way.