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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Objection (Tango) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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All the damage has cost us invincible
All the damage she's caused isn't fixable
And see our needs with Bowser
And see what it's about
Attention, I have a yeast infection.
So objection I don't wanna be the exception.
But you can try it, reverse it
But you can try it, rehearse it
But you can try to rehearse it
Or dream like a person
Don't you carrel on me
Oh, don't you carrel on me, boys.
But you can try it, rehearse it
Or train like a horse
But don't you count on me
Don't you count on me, boy.
God's busy dancing tango.
Got dizzy dancing tango.
Got busy dancing a tango
or
Got disco dancing a tango
Got dizzy dancing a tango
Got busy dancing tango.
Got dizzy dancing tango.
I don't want to fart in your hands again.
I'm falling apart in your hands again.
I knock your mother, but you don't even bother.
I'm not your mother, but you don't even bother.
I love you for free
And I knock your mother
But you don't even bother.
I love you for free
And I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother.
I'm falling I'm farting your hands are gay.
I'm falling apart in your hands again.
I'm falling, I'm farting, your hands are gay.
I'm falling apart in your hands again.
I'm farting in your hands again
I'm falling apart in your hands again
It's pathetic, it's a dyke
It's sadistic, it's a kite.
This is pathetic and sardonic
It's sadistic and psychotic.
Next to cheap Salazar, I look liminal.
Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal.
Next to her cheeks of let cone, I lack many more.
Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal.
Objection, I don't wanna use protection.
So objection, I don't wanna be the exception.
Objection, I don't want to have election
or
Injection, I don't want to get an injection
or
Infections, I don't wanna get an infection
or
Protection, with you I use protection
or
Elections! I can't wait for elections.
or
Protection, I don't want to use protection.
or
Objection, I don't want a big infection.
So objection, I don't wanna be the exception.
You don't live in bubble.
You don't even bother.
Get a whiff! Get a whiff!
Get away! Get away!
Objection, I'm tired of this fruit mango.
Objection, I'm tired of this triangle.