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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Number One that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Nelly's, "Number One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm cocky on the mic, but a homo in real life.
Original Lyrics:
I'm cocky on the mic, but humble in real life.
Goldfrapp's, "Number One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a dog to get you
I want it up the bum.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a dog to get you
I want it up and on.
Pharrell Williams', "Number One"
Misheard Lyrics:
So honey if you with me
Know I would fuck your pretty
Face to smile when I get home
And when we make love you know it's gon' be amazing
Original Lyrics:
So honey if you with me
Know I'll look for your pretty
Face to smile when I get home
And when we make love you know it's gon' be amazing
Nelly's, "Number One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two ain't a number
Original Lyrics:
Two ain't a winner

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