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Ah cowabunga sickle cell
Au Bawakwa Pousse' Pousse'
Ah mamacowa, p***y, p****y
Ah! Bowakawa, pousse, pousse
Ah what a coward pussy
Au Bawakwa Pousse' Pousse'
Ah, Balaclava, comme-ci, comme-ca
Ah! Bowakawa, pousse, pousse.
Ah, Power power, pussy, pussy. (And that is TRUE...that is the real power in this world!)
Au Bawakwa Pousse Pousse
Ah, but a coward, Jose, Jose!
Au Bawakwa Pousse' Pousse'
Ahhhh, Sobakawa, for sale! For sale!
Au Bawakawa Pousse' Pousse'
How 'bout a coward pussy for sale
Au Bawakwa Pousse' Pousse'
How, powa kowa, oh sink, oh sank!
Ah! Bowakawa, pousse, pousse!
I bought a cow and horsey horsey.
Ah! Bowakawa, pousse, pousse
I bought a cow at the stable sale
Au Bawakwa Pousse' Pousse'
I bought my cow a for sale sign.
Ah! Bowakawa, pousse, pousse.
I brought a camera, pussy pussy
Au Bawakwa Pousse Pousse
I'll buy a Kawa-saki, today.
Au Bawakwa Pousse' Pousse'
I'll buy a car wash, pussy to sell.
Au Bawakwa Pousse Pousse
I'll buy a cow or horsy, horsy.
Au Bawakwa Pousse Pousse
I'll milk the cow bossy, bossy.
Au Bawakwa Pousse Pousse
I'm but a coward, a pussy pussy
Au Bawakwa Pousse Pousse
Barf up a cow-a mosy, mosy
or
Pa, pa-pa cow-a mosee, mosee
or
Pa, pa-pa cow-a mosee, mosee
Ah! Bowakawa, pousse, pousse
Sun on a glow, was it in a dream?
So long ago, was it in a dream?