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African pears to you!
Nothing compares to you.
All the flowers that you gave to Bubba
All the flowers that you planted, Mama
All the flowers that you gave were planted in the backyard.
All the flowers that you planted, Mama, in the backyard.
All the flowers that you planted, Buba, in the backyard.
All the flowers that you planted, Mama, in the backyard.
All the flowers that you planted, Bubba
All the flowers that you planted, Momma
All the flowers that you planted, bubbit
All the flowers that you planted, Mama
But here's a clue
But he's a fool
He said, 'Go to bed and try and have fun
Don't matter what you do.'
He said, 'Girl, you better have fun
No matter what you do.'
I call up my mom on every boy I see.
I can put my arms around every boy I see.
I can eat my dinner in a fancy red sarong.
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant.
I can eat my noodles in a fancy restaurant.
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant.
I can stay home and drink juice.
I can see whomever I choose.
I could sic my ogre on every boy I see
I can put my arms around every boy I see
I know that little bitchy baby was sometimes hot
I know that living with you baby was sometimes hard
I need the letter of this song
or
The best song
Like a bird without a song
I think I'm p*ssed, do you?
Nothing compares to you.
I went to the darkness and guess what it told me
I went to the doctor and guess what he told me
Like a virgin and a song
Like a bird without a song
No matter what you do, my hands are full
No matter what you do, but he's a fool
Not king kong bears, no king kong bears, to you
Nothing compares, nothing compares to you
Nothing comes back, do you?
Nothing compares to you.
Nothing compares to U2
Nothing Compares 2 U
It makes sense since Sinead O'Connor and the band U2 are both Irish!
Nothing compares, nothing compares still.
Nothing compares, nothing compares to you.
Nothing compares, nothing compares to glue
Nothing compares, nothing compares 2 U
Nothing compares, nothing compares, DQ
Nothing compares, nothing compares 2 U
DQ as in Dairy Queen.
Nothing cornflakes, nothing cornflakes do u
Nothing compares, nothing compares to you
Umthog compare to you.
Nothing compares to you.
No one can piss, at you
Nothing compares to you
They think I'm pissed
Nothing compares