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A game, a game, a game, a game
Escape, escape, escape, escape
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like the children hope, and it's gather rain
And all I can do is just pull some teeth or two and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane
I just want some one to serve me, oh oh oh oh oh
I'll always be there when you wait
Ya know I like to keep my cheating strategies
So stay with me and I'll have it made
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watchin' the puddles gather rain
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane
I just want someone to say to me, oh oh oh oh oh
I'll always be there when you wake
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
You don't like my point of view
You Saddam Hussein
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
You don't like my point of view
You think that I'm insane
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like what you can go and get a raise.
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watching the puddles gather rain.
All I can say is that my life is really clean
or
All I can say is that my life is pretty clean
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
All I can say is that my life is really lame
All I can say is that my life is really plain
All I can say is that my life is really play
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
All I can say is that my life is really play
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
All I can say is that my mind is really blank
All I can say is that my life is really plain
All I can say is that my life is pretty lame
or
All I can say is that my wife is pretty lame
or
All I can say is that my wife is pretty lame
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
And I don't understand why I drink all day
And I start to complain that there's Lorraine
And I don't understand why I sleep all day
And I start to complain that there's no rain
And I don't understand why I sweep old age.
And I don't understand why I sleep all day.
And all I can do is eat a boog' to stay awake.
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake.
And all I can do is just pull some teeth or two
and speak my point of view but it's not (the) same
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two,
and speak my point of view but it's not sane
And all I can do is read a book and stay away
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And enrich my life away, but it's a great escape.
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And it rips my life away, but it's a great escape.
And speak my porno view
And speak my point of view
He's gay, he's gay, he's gay.
Escape, escape, escape
I just want the sidewinder say to me
I'll always be there when you wade.
I just want someone to say to me
I'll always be there when you wake.
I just want to keep my cheating stragety.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
I just want to know what sex means
I'll always be there when you wane.
I just want someone to say to me
I'll always be there when you wake.
I like my cheese dried and aged
I like to keep my cheeks dry today
I like to keep my chi androgynous
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
I like to keep my chi extragenated
I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
I like watching The Pogues gather rain.
I like watching the puddles gather rain.
I like watching the bottles gather rain
I like watching the puddles gather rain
I like watching the puddles gathering
I like watching the puddles gather rain
I'd like to keep my cheating stragety.
I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
I'd like to keep my cheating stride today.
I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
I'd like to keep my chin strapped today
or
I'd like to keep my cheek's tragedy
or
I'd like to keep my cheek's tragedy
I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
I'll always be there when you ache.
I'll always be there when you wake
I'll always be there when you ain't
I'll always be there when you wake
It's not the same
It's not sane
So stay with me and I'll have a maid.
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
So stay with me oh, Ellie Mae.
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheating stride today,
So stay with me while I'm in pain.
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today,
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
Ya know, I'd like to keep my jeans dry today.
Ya know, I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
You know I like to keep my chain extracted, hey.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
You know I like to keep my cheating in stride today
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
You know I like to keep my cheating strategies
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today
You know I like to keep my cheating strategy
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
You know I like to keep my teenage tragedy
or
You know I like to keep my cheating strategy
or
You know I like to keep my cheating strategy
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
You know I like to keep my cheating strategy
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today
If you are going to sing it, sing it right.
You know I like to keep my cheese dry today,
so stay with me and I'll have it made.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today,
so stay with me and I'll have it made
You know I like to keep my chi extracted every day.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
You know I like to keep my jeans dry everyday
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
You know I like to keep my jeans dry today
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today
You know I like to keep my sheets dry today.
Ya know, I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
You know I like to keep my tea extracted,
so stay with me and I'll have it made
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today,
so stay with me and I'll have it made
You know I like to keep my teen androgyny
So stay with me and I'll have it made
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
You know I like to keep my teeth extracted
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
You know I'd like to keep my chins strapped today
or
You know I'd like to keep my Greek tragedy
or
You know I'd like to keep my Greek tragedy
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
You know I'd like to keep my cheating stragety.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
You know I'd like to keep my cheating strategy
So stay with me & I'll have it made
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me & I'll have it made
You know I'd like to keep my cheating strategy
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
You know I'd like to keep my cheating's tragedy.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
You know I'd like to keep my cheese androgynous.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
You know I'd like to keep my chi extracted every day.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
You know I'd like to keep my chin extracted
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
You know I'd like to keep my jeans dry today.
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today.
You know I'd like to keep my jeans dry today
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
You know I'd like to keep my sheets dry today
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
You know I'd like to keep my tea leaves dry today
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today.
You know I'd like to keep my teenage driving age
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
You know I'd like to keep my teenage driving days.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
You know I'd like to keep my teenaged drive today.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
You know I'd like to read my TV Guide today
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
You know how I like to keep my cheese androgynous.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.