Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for No One Like You that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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'Cause no one likes you!
There's no one like you.
Girl, it's been a long time that we've been apart
Much too long for a man, who is a tart?
Girl, it's been a long time that we've been apart
Much too long for a man who needs love
I can't mention the things we do
I imagine the things we'll do
I can't mention the things we'd do.
I imagine the things we'd do.
It's Klaus Meine's German accent that allows one to believe he'd be pronouncing the word 'mention' so that it sounds like 'mansion', thusly allowing the confusion with 'imagine.'
I can't wait for midnights with you.
I can't wait for the nights with you.
I can't wait for the heights with you
I can't wait for the nights with you
I get wet for the nights with you.
I can't wait for the nights with you.
I get wet for the nights with you
I can't wait for the nights with you
If I had a joint I would stay
If I had a choice I would stay
If I had my choice I would wait
or
If I had my choice I would fade
or
If I had my choice I would fade
If I had my choice I would stay
If I had the toys, I would say
If I had the choice, I would stay
Just you mention the girl from this song;
She'll take all my sorrows away.
Just imagine you'd come through this door,
You'd take all my sorrow away.
Oh, you mention the things we'll do
I imagine the things we'd do
To describe all my long an' a gong
To describe all my longing for love
To destroy all my longing for love
To describe all my longing for love