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Eight days a week.
Strange days, indeed.
Everyone`s a winner, I'm not gonna let you lose
There`s a little yellow idol to the north of Captain Duke's.
Everyone`s a winner and nothing left to lose
There`s a little yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu.
Little Yellow Island to the North of Kathmandu
There`s a little yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu.
Lost my hair down there somewhere.
Lost my head down there somewhere.
Nobody taught me the British language
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me I'd be dead like this
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me about Mrs. Langley
Nobody told me there'd be days like this
Nobody told me it would taste like beans
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me that British like cheese.
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
Nobody told me that I stank like pees.
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
Nobody told me that hippies liked me.
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
Nobody told me that this is Lahtis
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Lahtis is a small town in Finland
Nobody told me that this was Lahtis
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Lahtis is a small town in Finland
Nobody told me that we'd need lackeys
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me that you didn't like me.
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
Nobody told me that you didn't like peas
Strange way to eat
Strange way to eat.
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days, indeed
Strange days, indeed.
Nobody told me that you'd need lightning.
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
Nobody told me that you're dyslexic.
nNbody told me there'd be days like these.
Nobody told me the Beegee's liked me
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me the pee-pee's like this
Nobody told me there'd be days like this
Nobody told me there'd be black bees
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be laxatives.
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
Nobody told me there’d be knees like these
Nobody told me there’d be days like these
Nobody told me they didn't like me
Nobody told me there'd be days like this
Nobody told me they'd be neglected
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me they'd seen Lassie.
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
Nobody told me they're feeding Lassie
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me to behave like this.
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
Nobody told me to feed Lassie.
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
Nobody told me you could eat my peas
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me you'd need maxis.
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
Straight A's indeed
Strange days indeed
Strange things indeed
Strange days indeed
There's a little yellow island to the north of Kathmandu
There`s a little yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu.
There's a message in the bathroom just below the stairs.
or
There's matches in the bathroom just below the stairs.
There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs.
There's matches in the bathroom,
just below the stairs
There's Nazis in the bathroom,
just below the stairs
There's nasties in the bathroom, just below the stairs.
There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs.
They're starting back in China
They're starving back in China
You must be tickly, mama.
Most peculiar, mama