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And I can't keep from laughing, add it up
And I can't keep from laughing at it all
Don't throw it all away
I'm goin' all the way
Fall black, take a cook at me
And you'll be, I'm four-teal.
Fall back, take a look at me
And you'll see I'm for real.
Got to learn to feel it all
Got to learn to be the ball
Hang up the phone, I've got a back door stronger than yours.
Hang up the phone, I've got a back bone stronger than yours.
Hang up the phone
I've got a bathroom stronger than yours.
Hang up the phone
I've got a backbone stronger than yours.
I call you on the phone
But never get the rice
I call you on the phone
But never get a rise
I call you on the phone
But never in your eyes
I call you on the phone
But never get a rise
I lose a nation, it comes as some surprise
My illumination may come as some surprise
I love you all the way
I'm going all the way
I may not be so smart
But I'm nobody's food
I may not be so smart
But I'm nobody's fool
I might have fallen for that when I was 14
And a little more brain.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little morphine.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And into morphine.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And into morphine.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more to dream.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
In a little more dream.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I might have fallen for that
When I was14 in a little mór green
I might have fallen for that
When I was 14 and a little more green.
I might of fallen 4 that
When I was 14 and a little morphine.
I might have fallen for that
When I was 14 and a little more green.
I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen
Shooting up on morphine.
I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I might've fallin' for that when I was fourteen In a little morph brain.
I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen And a little more green.
I might've fallin' for that when I was fourteen With a little morphine.
I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen And a little more green.
I might've fallin' for that when I was fourteen
In a little morph brain.
I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I might've fallin' for that when I was fourteen
With a little morphine.
I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I'll throw it all away
I'm going all the way
I've got a cracked board longer than yours.
I've got a back bone stronger than yours.
If time is gonna mean anything, you got to promise me the fall.
If time has taught me anything, you got to learn to be the ball.
The correct lyrics make sense if you're one of the five people who have seen "Caddyshack 2".
In a place when the cloud slaps you in the face
Leaves you dumbfounded bearing its weightor
In the place when the clown slaps you in the face
Leaves you dumbfounded there in his way
To the place when the clouds stops the wind in the face
Leaves you dumbfounded there in his waste
Nobody's food
Nobody's fool
Nothings to be sweetened.
Life needs to be sweetened.
Oh no, lassoing love for you, baby.
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
On a roll, backseat in love for you baby
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
On a roll, backseat in love for you, baby.
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
On a roll, that's enough for you, baby.
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
Theme From 'Caddyshack ii'
Said I love all you cowboys, gonna ride
Saddle up all you cowboys, gonna ride
Seems like a thousand years
Since we broke the tights
Seems like a thousand years
Since we broke the ties
Since we broke the time
Since we broke the ties
Winds are wild, it's Saturday.
Winds of wild insanity.
With that dime, I Bausch & Lomb.
With that dime, I bought your love.
You take your road in ultimate.
The paths have broken beat.
Searching for an English key.
Nothing to be free to help me.
I call you on the phone.
But never in your rise.
So sickness all alone.
It's time you really like I'm not your fool.
You take your road, I'll take mine.
The paths have both been beaten.
Searching for a change of pace.
Love needs to be sweetened.
I call you on the phone.
But never get a rise.
So sit there all alone.
It's time you realize, I'm not your fool.