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'Cause you're so f***ing fat
You might break your spine.
Don't pat yourself on the back
You might break your spine.
Nice geysers finish last
Nice guys finish last
Nice guys finish last
when you are the outcase
don't pat yourself on the back
you might break your spine
or
Nice guys finish fast
have you run in the past
don't scratch yourself on the back
you might rake the spine
or
Nice guys finish fast
have you run in the past
don't scratch yourself on the back
you might rake the spine
Nice guys finish last
you're running outta gas
don't pat yourself on the back
you might break your spine
You feel washed up like disco down the drain
Take your d*** and bang my brain and tell me I'm insane.
You feel washed up like p*** gone down the drain
Pressure cooker bang my brain and tell me I'm insane.
You're so full of crack
you might break your spine
Don't pat yourself on the back,
you might break your spine
You're so full of crap
You might break your spine.
Don't pat yourself on the back
You might break your spine.
You're so full of sh**
you might break your spine
Don't pat yourself on the back,
you might break your spine
Your goat bit my ass
Nice guys finish last
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