Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> N -> Next Contestant

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Next Contestant that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Nickelback's, "Next Contestant"
Misheard Lyrics:
I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
All fool assholes coming on to her
Original Lyrics:
I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Nickelback's, "Next Contestant"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that your hand on my good friend?
Original Lyrics:
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?

Other Misheard Songs

Last Misheard Lyrics File:  Next 100 Years   Next Misheard Lyrics File:  Nextel Chirp

Songs:#ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ - (Search)
Disclaimer

Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.