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Been on the telly f***in' for an hour
Been on the telephone for an hour
I don't need no money for a chimp buffet.
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I don't need no money for a chimp named Fred.
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I don't need no money for a jet plane.
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I don't need no money forced in my face
I don't need no money, fortune or fame
I don't need no money, ahhh, just my pay.
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I don't need no money, for chipmunk things.
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I don't need no money, forget my fame
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I've got all the bitches, baby, one pimp can claim
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I've got all the riches baby one man can claim.
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I've got all the bitches baby one man can claim.
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I've got all the riches baby one man can claim.
I don't need no money, oh just my friends.
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I don't need no money, or junk my things.
I don't need no money, fortune or fame.
I don't need no money, watching her face
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame
I found it hard to take
I found it hard to say
I got all the b**ches, baby
One man can tame.
I've got all the riches, baby
One man can claim.
I got shoes shined
I got sunshine
I got so much honey oozing from me.
I've got so much honey, the bees envy me.
I got the muffins made.
I got the month of May.
I got the mustard made.
I got the month of May.
I've got a sweeter song than the birds and the bees.
I've got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees.
I've got all the b**ches, baby,
one man can claim.
I've got all the riches, baby,
one man can claim.
I've got all the b**ches, baby,
one man can make.
I've got all the riches, baby,
one man can claim.
I've got all the midget babies one man can clean
I've got all the riches, baby, one man can claim
I've got all the riches baby
One man complained.
I've got all the riches baby
One man can claim.
I've got so much heartache for these engineers
I've got so much honey the bees envy me
I've got so much heartache,
the bee's in the way
I've got so much honey,
the bees envy me
I've got so much heartache, the bees and the knees.
I've got so much honey, the bees envy me.
I've got so much honey
The bees in the knees.
I've got so much honey
The bees envy me.
I've got so much honey, that the bees ever made
I've got so much honey that the bees envy me.
I've got, oh, the richest baby
I've got all the riches, baby
Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
My girl, my girl, my girl
Roger, roger, roger talkin' 'bout roger roger
My girl, my girl, my girl talkin' bout' my girl my girl
Talkin' like that girl
Talkin' about my girl
The bees bend their knees.
The bees envy me.
Walkin' down my girl
or
Walkin' around with my girl
Talkin' about my girl
What can make me feel this weight?
What can make me feel this way?
When it's cold outside, I got the monk from Maine
When it's cold outside, I got the month of May
When it's cold outside, I've got the muffins made.
When it's cold outside, I've got the month of May.