Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for My Band that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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'Cause once I blow my nose
Then I'll be the man.
'Cause once I blow, they know
That I'll be the man.
All because COVID vaccines come from Japan
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
All because I'm the late singer from Japan
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
All because I'm the niece who takes off my pants
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
Cuz I'm the lead singer of White Van
White Van, White Van.
Cuz I'm the lead singer of my band
My band, my band.
I'm the lead singer of my band, my seltzer
I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to taste my salsa.
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance.
Repent
or
We're bent.
or
Whip end
or
We bend.
My band
This chick don't even know the name of my pet.
These chicks don't even know the name of my band.
This chick don't even know the name of my pet.
These chicks don't even know the name of my band.
Those chicks don't even know the name of my cat
Those chicks don't even know the name of my band
Time for me to go solo with Ma$e and Loon
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
Ush-a (Usher) cut his mic off when the music starts.
I should cut his mic off when the music starts.