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Beat that's right
Beard that's white
Beer that's light
Beard that's white
Eight little reindeer pull his sleigh,
Seven little reindeer pull his sleigh.
Eight little reindeer pull his sleigh,
Santa’s little reindeer pull his sleigh.
Fat, bald head
Cap on head
Must be Sanka
Must be Santa
Sanka is a brand of coffee.
Must be Sanka
Must be Santa
Mitch Miller and the Gang's, "Must Be Santa"
Mustard sandwich
Must be Santa
Santa wears boots and a spool of thread
Santa wears boots and a suit of red
Who goes this way, ho ho ho?
Who laughs this way, ho ho ho?
Who has boobs and a suit of red?
Who wears boots and a suit of red?
Who wears the wrong cap on his head?
Who wears a long cap on his head?
Who's got a beard that's wrong and right?
Who's got a beard that's long and white?
Who's got a beard that's wrong and right?
Who's got a beard that's long and white?
Year that's white
Beard that's white
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