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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mr. Roboto that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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... My brain is a yam!
...My brain I.B.M.
The way that they pronounce "I.B.M." in the song probably makes it pretty easy to mishear it as "Yam". I don't know what connection I.B.M. and yams would have aside from that, though...
A brain like a yam
My brain; IBM
Cigarette, cigarette
I got a cigarette.
Secret, secret
I've got a secret.
Come on Wally Gottschall, Mr. Roboto.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
Come on origato, Mr Roboto
Domo arigoto, Mr Roboto
Come on, I wanna f***, oh Mr. Roboto.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Come on, everybody, let's do the Robo.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Cuando miro un gato bizco, lo mato!
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
The misheard line is Spanish for: When I look at a cross-eyed cat, I Kill it.
Demi Levato, Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Editor's note: This song was made LONG before Demi LoVato was even born.
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto, Dobo, Dobo, Dobo, Dobo
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto, Dobo, Dobo, Dobo, Dobo
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto...
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto...
Strangely, when songs are in all Japanese (except for the occasional word or word pair), I don't really mishear anything. I'm not really sure if I'm more likely to mishear Japanese lyrics in an English song, since the only song I've come across with an English-Japanese mix (majority English) is Mr. Roboto.
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto, Mazda Boogie Boogie!
Dobo Body got to Mr. Roboto, he eats too much of the time!
Domo Arigato, Mitsua Roboto, Mata au hi made
Domo Arigato, Mitsua Roboto, Himitsu wo shiritai
These lyrics are in Japanese, which I don't speak. It appears that when I misheard the Japanese lyrics, I substituted the Japanese for English words that sounded like it... or a more familiar Japanese word, in the case of "Mazda", Mazda also being a type of car!
Dobo oh e gotoe Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Domino Rigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Biscuit Roboto, Rubber taco, Rubber taco
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo, Domo
Domo Arigato, Biscuit Roboto
Rubber taco, Rubber taco
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo, Domo
Editors note: someone submitted this with Queen as the performer name. Queen never performed this song; Styx did.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
He eats you only by day.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.
Gotta boogie all day.
Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.
Gets you working on time.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
Domo arigato, Mr. Ro-Scott-o.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
He eats you once he retires
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
He eats you once you retire.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
He keeps you washing in Tide.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
We eat you once you retire.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
Don't know airy got-o, Mr. Roboto
Don't know...don't know Don't know...don't know
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo...domo Domo...domo
Don't know how he got you, Mr. Roboto.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Don't know how we got a Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Don't know how we got to Mr. Roboto
Not the movie again;
Don't know how we got to Mr. Roboto
He sees you washing your tie
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai
Don't know what you got, oh Mr Roboto.
Don't know don't know
Domo arigato, Mr Roboto.
Domo, domo
Don't know where he got to, Mr. Roboto.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Don't know where we got a Mr. Roboto.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Don't know where you got the Mr. Roboto.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Don't nobody got no, Mr. Roboto.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Double Ari Gato Mr. Roboto.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Double Rigolotto Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Double all you got for Mr. Roboto.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Double body Gato, Mr. Roboto
Domo arigoto, Mr Roboto
Double chocolate gato, Mr. Roboto.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Double my rigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Double what you got on Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
Double whiskey promto, Mr Roboto
Domo arigoto, Mr Roboto
Dumbo Already got to Mr. Roboto
Dōmo arigatō, Mr. Roboto
Dunno what you got, oh Disco Roberto dunno, (dunno)... dunno, (dunno)...
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto., domo, (domo)... domo, (domo)...
He eats too much at a time
Himitsu wo shiri tai
He keeps you washing in Tide.
Himitsu wo shiri tai
I am the Marborol man.
I am the mod-ren man.
I am the Marlboro Man
I am the modern man
I am the Marshal man
I am the modren man
I am the Marvin Man.
I am the mod-ren man.
I am the Mauldron man.
I am the mod-ren man.
I am the Mothra-Man
I am the mod-ren man.
I am the Muffin Man
I am the mod-ren man.
I am the Muslim man
I am the mod-ren (modern) man
I am the Orkin man.
I am the mod-ren man.
"Mod-ren" is a play on the word "modern"
I am the margarine man.
I am the modern man.
I am the moldy man
I am the modern man
I gotta see this
I got a secret
I killed Roy!
I'm Kilroy!
I know Kung Fu.
I need control.
I'm not a wombat
I'm not a robot
I'm out of Roquefort
I'm not a robot
Roquefort is a type of cheese.
It's un фалшификат
Himitsu wo shiritai
I’m afraid I’ll B.M.
My brain; IBM
Machine omatican
Machine or mannequin
Machine or Anakin
Machine or mannequin
Machine or manic hand
Machine or mannequin
Machines be human eyes
Machines dehumanize
Machines do euthanize.
Machines dehumanize.
Mashu a Madigan
Machine or mannequin
Missles made in Sudan
With parts made in Japan
My brain is a yam
My brain; IBM
My brain is in a jam.
My brain; IBM
My heart is Hugh
My heart is human
"Hugh" (or 3 of 5) is a Borg Drone featured in Star Trek: The Next Generation, and Star Trek: Picard. Rather humorously, his name came from a pun on/mishearing of "You".
My heart is human
My blood is boiling
My brain a B.M.
My heart is human
My blood is boiling
My brain IBM.
B.M. As in bowel movement.
My heart is human
My bood is boiling
My brain is a yam.
My heart is human
My blood is boiling
My brain IBM.
Secret secret, I've gotta keep it.
Secret, secret, I've got a secret.
Show me what you got, oh Mr. Roboto, show me, show me
Domo arigato, Mr Roboto, Domo, Domo
Show me what you got, oh Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
Sit back, sit back, you've got to sit back.
Secret, secret, I got a secret.
Sucrets, Sucrets, I got a Sucrets.
Secret, secret, I got a secret.
'Sucrets' is a type of throat lozenge. It's chiefly used in plural form.
The time has come at last
To throw away the past.
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask.
The time has come at last
To throw away this lass.
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask.
Who hides behind a mask
Who hides behind a man
With parts made by Chopin
With parts made in Japan
Frederic Chopin (1810-1849) was a Polish classical composer.