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Shawn Mendes & Justin Bieber's, "Monster"
Fill me up with confidence; potato to my chest
Fill me up with confidence; I say what's in my chest
Food fight tonight, food misuse
Food misuse, food misuse.
Brain fried tonight through misuse
Through misuse, through misuse.
Here's something really cool
Here's something radical
I can tell I've farted in your brain
I can tell I've rotted in your brain
I feel like a rock star
I feel like a monster
I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
I'm only a man and the camel got me
I'm only a man with a candle to guide me
I'm only a man with a candle to guide me
I'm only a man with a chamber who got me
It made me laugh really hard that this site fell for this. So many sites have "candle to guide me" as the lyrics, but it really isn't! Listen closely with headphones like I did
I'm only a man with a candle who got me,
I'm only a man with a candle to guide me,
Apparently a bunch of people here are hearing it wrong?? It's definitely "with a candle to guide me," I have listened and re-listened to the song over and over with headphones, and that's what the lyrics are.
I'm only a man with a chamber who got me
I'm only a man with a candle to guide me.
I'm only a man with a chamber who got me
I'm only a man with a candle to guide me
I'm only a man with a chamber who's got me
I'm only a man with a candle to guide me
It wants my art
It wants my heart
The secret sodomy I never let you see
The secret side of me I never let you see
The secret sodomy
The secret side of me
We might have f**ked, not really sure, don't wash my car
We might have f**ked, not really sure, don't quite recall
What's that comin' over the hill
Is it a rock star?
What's that comin' over the hill
Is it a monster?
What's that coming over the hill
Is it a Mazda?
Is it a Mazda?
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster?
Is it a monster?
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a box car?
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster?
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a bus stop?
Is it a bus stop?
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster?
Is it a monster?
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a bus stop?
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster?
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a bust up?
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster?
I'm friends with the monster, the son of my bitch
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
It rhymes with the mustard sun into my bed
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed