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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> M -> Monkey
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Monkey that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
George Michael's, "Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love your monkey, why do you love me?
Original Lyrics:
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Saves The Day's, "Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
The monkey will bite
And he'll eat your palm tree too.
And he'll eat your palm tree too.
Original Lyrics:
The monkey will bite
Better eat your poultry, too.
Better eat your poultry, too.
George Michael's, "Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't you suck your monkey tree
Original Lyrics:
Why can't you set your monkey free
George Michael's, "Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do I have to celebrate it with a monkey?
or
Why do I have to sell my baby with a monkey?
or
Why do I have to sell my baby with a monkey?
Original Lyrics:
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?
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