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A Japanese business man stepped up to me.
Just then a policeman stepped up to me.
A hamster said "Please, hey, would you care
To all get in line?"
Asked us, said "Please, hey, would we care
To all get in line?"
Hanging onto a star
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
Hey Whoopie Cat, do you wanna Ska?
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
Hey boy, do you wanna get stoned?
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
Hey boy, do you wanna scone?
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
Hey boy, do you want a scone?
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
Hey Whoopi Cat
or
Hey movie-cat
or
Hey movie-cat
Hey would we care?
Hey there Whoopee Cat
Hey there would we care
I found a guy on Facebook called Bob 'Whoopee Cat". I messaged him my story and he said he heard the same thing as a kid now that's his nickname!
Just then one of these men stepped up to me
Asked us said, 'Please, hey, would we care to all get a life?'
Just then a policeman stepped up to me
Asked us said, 'Please, hey, would we care to all get in line?'
They asked us to stay for tea and have some fun
Oh, oh, he said that his friends were Ultra Brite.
They asked us to stay for tea and have some fun
Oh, oh, he said that his friends would all drop by.
They gonna do a star
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
Walkin' in the park just the other day, baby
What do ya think I saw?
Crowds of people sittin' on the grass with flowers in their hair, singing
They're going to a star
And y'know how it is I really don't know what time it was
So I asked 'em if I could stay and whine
I didn't notice but it had got very dark and I was really really out on my mile
Just then, happy please men stepped up to me as dust
Said, "please say whoopee cat"
All gettin' lyin', gettin' lyin'
Walkin' in the park just the other day, baby
What d'ya, what d'ya think I saw
Crowds of people sittin' on the grass with flowers in their hair said, "Hey, boy, do you wanna score"
And y'know how it is I really don't know what time it was, whoa-ho-ho
So I asked 'em if I could stay a while
I didn't notice but it had got very dark and I was really really outta my mind
Just then, a policeman stepped up to me
Asked us, said, please, hey, would we care to all get in line, get in line
What do you think, a**hole?
What do you think I saw?
Why don't you take a bulldog at yourself
And describe what you see.
Why don't you take a good look at yourself
And describe what you see.
Why don't you take a bulldog at yourself
And describe what you see.
Why don't you take a good look at yourself
And describe what you see.
With flowers in their headset
With flowers in their hair said