Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Miss America that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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A Jew! Miss America
Aren't you? Miss America
A barrage of both you and us
A mirage for both you and us
Achoo! Miss America
Aren't you? Miss America
Adieu, Miss America.
Aren't you, Miss America?
Aroog! Miss America
Aren't you? Miss America
Darn you, Miss America!
Aren't you? Miss America
F**k you! Miss America
Aren't you? Miss America
How'd do? Miss America
Aren't you? Miss America
I got you, Miss America!
Well aren't you Miss America?
It's on you, Miss America
Well aren't you Miss American?
Miss America sits in the shower
She's plucking owls from the sky.
Miss America sits in the shower
She's plucking hours from the sky.
Oh no, not you! Miss America
Well aren't you Miss American?
We love you Miss America
Aren't you? Miss America
What happened to you? Miss America
Well aren't you, Miss America
Your home state must be brown
Your home station must be proud
Your home station must be brown
Your home state sure must be proud
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