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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> M -> Matthew & Son
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Matthew & Son that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Cat Stevens', "Matthew & Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the rent's in her ears
Original Lyrics:
And the rent's in arrears
Cat Stevens', "Matthew & Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
The flies in your head, you take them to bed
Original Lyrics:
The files in your head, you take them to bed
Cat Stevens', "Matthew & Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a five minute break and that's all you take,
For a cup of cold coffee and a piece of cack.
For a cup of cold coffee and a piece of cack.
Original Lyrics:
There's a five minute break and that's all you take,
For a cup of cold coffee and a piece of cake.
For a cup of cold coffee and a piece of cake.
Cat Stevens', "Matthew & Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your balls in your hand, your tables are bent
Original Lyrics:
The files in your head, you take them to bed
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