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'Cause the boy with the cold hard cashes always missed the ride.
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash is always Mister Right.
'Cause the boy with the cold hard gash
Is always Mister Right!
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right!
'Cause we're living in a really real world,
And I am a cheerio girl.
'Cause everybody's living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
'Cuz everybody's living n' I'm a cheerio world
And I am a ma-cheerio girl.
'Cuz everybody's living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
'Cuz we are living in a material whirl
And I am a material whirl.
'Cuz everybody's living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
Experience has made me a bitch
Experience has made me rich
Get naked in a Cheerio world.
Living in a material world
Givin' up a material hurl
Living in a material world
Good thinking, I'm a Cheerios squirrel.
Living in a material world
I am a cereal girl
I am a material girl
I ate the material girl.
I am a material girl.
I can't hear you
A material
I'm a Cheerio girl
I'm a material girl
Limp-dicking a material girl.
Liv-ing in a material world.
Live and think in a material world.
Liv-ing in a material world.
Living in a cheerio world
And I am a cheerio girl
You know that we are living in a cheerio world
And I am a cheerio girl
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in a mysterious world
And I am a mysterious girl
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Only boys that save their penance make my rainy day.
Only boys that save their pennies make my rainy day.
Only boys that sell their penis , make my rainy day
Only boys that save their pennies , make my rainy day
Only the boys that save their panties, make my rainy day...
Only the boys that save their pennies, make my rainy day...
Some boys f*** me
Some boys hug me
Some boys kiss me
Some boys hug me
I think they're all gay
Some boys kiss me
Some boys hug me
I think they're okay
Some boys kiss me, some boys hump me
I think they're okay.
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're okay.
They can beg and they can bleed but they can't see the light
(Later)
Some boys die and some boys lie but I don't let them play
They can beg and they can plead but they can't see the light
(Later)
Some boys try and some boys lie but I don't let them play
Thinking that I'm cheerio girl
Living in a material world
Tonight I'm a material girl
And I am a material girl
We are heya hey in a material world.
We are living in a material world.
We are killing in a serial world
I am a serial girl.
We are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
We are living in a Cheerio world
And I am a Cheerio girl.
We are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
We are living in a Materia world
We are living in a material world
A Materia is an item in a video game Final Fantasy VII that lets you use magic and some do other things, too. But it probably wasn't around at the time this song was made.
We are living in an arterial world
And I am an arterial girl.
We are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
We are made of ink in a material world
We are living in a material world
We are video linking a material world.
We are living in a material world.
We're living in a venereal world
And I am a venereal girl.
We're living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
We're serious and maybe rich and now they're after me.
Experience has made me rich and now they're after me.
You know that we are living in a listeria world
You know that we are living in a material world
You know that we are living in a material whirl
And I am your material girl.
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
You know that we are living in an interior world
or
You know that we are living in an exterior world
You know that we are living in a material world
You know that we are living in an interior world
You know that we are living in a material world
You know that we are living in the Mageerio Wood
And I am a Mageerio girl
You know that we are living in the Mageerio Wood
And I am a Mageerio girl.
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living with our stereo on
You know that we are living in a material world