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A widow deep blue sky
Somebody's broke and hot.
A willow deeply scarred
Somebody's broken heart.
And no Mrs. could have been any clever.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no Mrs. could've been a mariner.
And no message could've been any clearer.
And no man should ever stand in a river.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no masked man could have been any clearer
or
And no muck-man could have been any clearer
or
And no mud man could have been any clearer
or
And no mad man could have been any clearer.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no masseurs could have been nanny killers
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no men here could been very clever.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no message can ban Danny Glover.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no message can offend (the) L.A. Clippers
And no message could have been any clearer
And no message could I bend any clivver.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no message could ever bend any giver.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no message could mend and 'decliver'.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no message could mend any cupboard
And no message could have been any clearer
And no message could amend any cleaver
or
And no message and your man and a clipper
or
And no message could bend any clipper
or
And no message could offend Andy Clifford
or
And no message could offend Andy Clifford
And no message could have been any clearer
And no message could offend L.A. Clippers.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no message could offend any viewer.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no message could've been any glibber
And no message could have been any clearer
And no message is gonna bend any quiver.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no messes could have been in the cliver.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no meth lab's gonna make you a dealer
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no moustache could have been any clearer.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no moustache could have been any clever.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no moustache could have been any clever
And no message could have been any clearer
And no moustache could offend any clipper.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no moustache gonna bend or a'quiver.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no muffin's gonna get any butter.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no mustache could a man ever clipper
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no mustache could have been any clearer
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no mustache could make a man any cleverer
And no message could have been any clearer
And no mustache could've been in the cleaver.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no mustache can defend in the clear-up
or
And no mustache could've bent any clipper
or
And no mustache could've bent any clipper
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no mustache for the man and his clippers.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no mustache for the man in the clever.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no mustache with a man with and trimmer.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no mustang could demand Andy Cleaver.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no ruptide coulda been in the river.
And no message could have been any clearer.
Ano no message could've been in the clipper.
And no message could have been any clearer.
As I tune up the carniviore, my favorite winter cold
As I turn up the collar on my favorite winter coat
As I turn the collarbone...
As I turn up the collar...
As I turn up the collarbone
My baby went to court.
As I turn up the collar on
My favorite winter coat.
As I turn up the color code, my favorite went to quote
As I turn up the collar on my favorite winter coat
As I turn up with a heart of gold, a faded winter fold
These windows are blowing my mind
See the kids' industry with not enough to eat!
Who am I to be blind pretending not to see them eat?
The summer's just begun a broken monotone
In a white man's hole.
As I turn up the collar on my favourite winter coat
This wind is blowin' my mind
I see the kids in the street with not enough to eat
Who am I to be blind, pretending not to see their needs?
A summer's disregard, a broken bottle top
And a one man's soul.
Assa turnip the Kahlua
Mahvev redder Windahko
this winidissa blow on mama
As I turn up the collar on
My favorite winter coat
This wind is blowin my mind
Gonna make a defence.
Gonna make a difference.
Gonna make a dickens.
Gonna make a difference.
Gonna make a tickets.
Gonna make a difference.
I'm asking him to shave his face
I'm asking him to change his ways
I'm eventually gonna change his face.
I'm asking him to change his ways.
I'm fartin with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his face.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways.
I'm looking at the man in the mirror.
or
I'm staring at the man in the mirror.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm looking for the man in the mirror.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm shouting at the man in the mirror.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm shouting at the man in the river.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm something that the mailman delivers.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm something that the mailman delivers.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm something with the man in the mirror.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm stalking the man in the mirror.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm stalking with the man in the mirror!
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm starting with the man in the liver.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm starting with the man in the middle.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm startled by the man in the mirror.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm struggling wih the man in the mirror.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm stuck here with the man in the mirror.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm stuck here with the man in the mirror
I'm asking you to change his wage
And no Mustang for the man in the clibber.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could've been any clearer.
I'm sucking with the man in the liver.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm talkin' about the man in the river,
I'm asking him to change his face
I'm starting with the man in the mirror,
I'm asking him to change his ways
I'm talking to the man in the river.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm telling you to stand and deliver.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I've played a victim mud, a selfish kind of love,
it's time for owie of lies.
I've been a victim of a selfish kind of love,
it's time that I realize.
I've started with the man in the liver.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
If you wanna make the world a bent up place
If you wanna make to world a better place
If you wanna make the world a pent up rage
If you wanna make to world a better place
Mack Patrick
Make that change.
Mending the mirror
Man in the mirror
No Mrs. could've been any clever.
or
No Mrs. could've been undercover.
And no message could've been any clearer.
No bastard can be very clever
No message could have been any clearer
No message can defend Andy Griffith.
And no message could have been any clearer.
No message could offend Andy Clibber.
No message could have been any clearer.
No message could offend Annie Clabbert
No message could have been any clearer
No message could offend Andy Clipper
or
No message could offend Andy Griffith
or
No message could offend and the clearup
or
No message could offend and the clearup
No message could've been any clearer
No messing with a pen and a clipboard.
No message could have been any clearer.
No molester could have been any queerer
And no message could have been any clearer.
No moustache could have been any clearer.
No message could have been any clearer.
No moustache could've bin any dearer.
No message could've been any clearer.
No mustache could bend any cover
No message could've been any clearer.
No mustache could have been any clearer
And no message could have been any clearer.
No mustache could offend any brother.
No message could have been any clearer.
No talking with the man in the Cliver.
And no message could've been any clearer.
Osama's disregard
A summer's disregard
See the g***amn w***e with her knickers too low!
Could it be, could it be Banana-nana-nana Loan?
That there are some with no home, not a nickel to loan
Could it be really me, pretending that they're not alone?
The man John Moore.
The man, come on!
The man, jam bones!
The man, come on!
There are some with no one
Then I look at the love
Could it be little me
Pretending that they're not no one?
There are some with no home
Not a nickel to loan
Could it be really me
Pretending that they're not alone?
Who am I, to be blind, not to see their meat?
Who am I, to be blind, not to see their needs?
Who am I?
To be blind?
Pretending not to see them eat?
Who am I?
To be blind
Pretending not to see their needs.
You've got to not wet yourself, bubba
You've got to not let yourself, brother
You've got to not wet yourself
You've got to not let yourself
and no mustache could have been any clearer
And no message could have been any clearer.
'Cause they got no place to the beast,
That's what I'm started with me
'Cause they got no place to be,
That's why I'm starting with me
'Cause they got nowhere to cold,
That's why not I want you to know
'Cause they got nowhere to go,
That's why I want you to know
'Cause they got nowhere to goal,
That's why not I want you to know
'Cause they got nowhere to go,
That's why I want you to know
A WIDOW deeply scarred
A willow deeply scarred
And no Mustang has a bance and a cliver.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no message could have been any glibber.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no message could prevent any killer
And no message could have been any clearer
And no message could've been Andy Cliver
And no message could have been any clearer
And no messmidge could have been any clearer
And no message could have been any clearer
And no meth labs gonna mend any quiver
And no message could have been any clearer
And no moustache could have been any clearer
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no moustache could offend Andy Griffith
And no message could have been any clearer
And no moustache could offend any kipper
And no message could have been any clearer
And no moustache gonna bend any clipper
And no message could have been any clearer
And no moustache gonna bend any clipper
And no message could have been any clearer
And no moustash for the man in the cliva
And no message could have been any clearer
And no mustache could bend and or quiver
And no message could have been any clearer
And no mustache could have been and clever
And no message could have been any clearer
And no mustache could have been any clearer
And no message could've been any clearer.
And no mustache could have been any thicker.
If you want to make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and shave that face
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and then make a change
And no mustache could have been in a cleaver
And no message could have been any clearer
And no mustache could make a man any clever
And no message could have been any clearer
And no mustache could've been any cover.
And no message could have been any clearer.
And no mustache could’ve been any clearer
And no message could have been any clearer
And no mustache gonna make any difference
And no message could have been any clearer
And nothing could have been any clibber
And no message could have been any clearer
As I tuned up with my coat on, my bagel went too cold
As I turned up my collar on, my favorite winter coat
As I turn up my collar bone,
My favourite winter coat.
As I turn up the collar on,
My favourite winter coat.
As I turn up the carnivore
or
As I go to the carnival
As I turn up the collar on
As I turn up the color on my favorite winter coat
(Later)
A widow deeply scarred
Somebody's broken hard
As I turn up the collar on my favorite winter coat
(Later)
A willow deeply scarred
Somebody's broken heart
As I turned up my collar bone, my favorite winter coat
As I turned up my collar on, my favorite winter coat
As I turned up the collar bone, my baby went to court
As I turned up the collar on, my favorite winter coat
Change his waist
Change his ways
I spotted something red in the mirror
And no message could have been any clearer
I spotted something red in the mirror
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his shades
I'm asking him to change his ways
I'm fucking with the man in the mirror.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm looking at the man in the river.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm looking for the man in the middle, I'm asking him to change his legs
I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways
I'm looking for the man in the middle, I'm asking him to change his legs
I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways
I'm stalking up the man in the mirror
I'm asking him for crazy shades
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
I'm staring at him, lend him a mirror
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm starting with the man in the middle, I'm asking him to change his ways
I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways
I'm starting with the man in the middle, I'm asking him to change his ways
I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways
I'm starting with the man in the mirror,
I'm asking him to shave his face,
And no mustache can defend any clippers
I'm starting with the man in the mirror,
I'm asking him to change his ways,
And no message could have been any clearer
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no mustache could have been any clearer
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
I'm starting with the man in the mirrow,
I'm asking him to change the gays,
And no mustache could've bend any clippers
I'm starting with the man in the mirror,
I'm asking him to change his ways,
And no message could have been any clearer
I'm starting with the man, Norman Mailer
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
Norman Mailer was an American novelist.
I'm stuck with the man in the mirror.
I'm asking him to change his face.
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm asking him to change his ways.
I'm talking about the stand and deliver
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
If you want to make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and shave your face.
If you want to make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and make a change.
My baby went to court
My favourite winter coat
No message can be ever clever
No message couldn't have been any clearer
Take a look at yourself and make a chain
Take a look at yourself and make a change
The man, Shemar Moore!.
The man, come on!
and no mustache could have been any clearer
And no message could've been any clearer.