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After the leaves, we are Magic
You have to believe, we are Magic
And bring all your dreams in life with you
I'll bring all your dreams alive, for you
And if all your hopes are found
Destiny will around
And if all your hopes survive
Destiny will arrive
Bo, Bo, Bo, it's magic
Ho, ho, ho, it's magic
Bring all your dreams tonight for you
Bring all your dreams alive for you
Captain believes we are magic
Have to believe we are magic
Come take my aunt
Come take my hand
Creaming on my pillow in the morning
Dreaming on my pillow in the morning
Destiny was alright
Destiny will arrive
Destiny went awry.
Your destiny will arrive.
Don't let your a** go astray.
Don't let your aim ever stray.
Don't let your aunt have a stray
Don't let your aim ever stray
Don't let your aunt have her way
Don't let your aim ever stray
Don't let your aunt have the strength
Don't let your aim ever stray
Don't let your enema spray
Don't let your aim ever stray.
Don't let your head have a stray.
Don't let your aim ever stray.
Dreaming of my pillow in the morning
Dreaming on my pillow in the morning
Drooling on my pillow in the morning
Dreaming on my pillow in the morning
Every time I touch that crap it turns it into gold
Every time I touch that track it turns into gold
Rivers Cuomo from Weezer sang this line though. [Editor's note: Please do NOT put any part of the lyrics (especially the misheard/correct portions) in all caps, LIKE THIS; it is extremely unnecessary and too loud.]
Good day in heaven
Come take my hand
Got a hole on you
Got a hold on you
Half-double E's, we are magic.
Have to believe we are magic.
Half-double E, we are magic
Have to believe we are magic
Ho ho ho, it's my chick.
Ho ho ho, it's magic.
Ho, ho, ho, it's my dick.
Oh, oh, oh, it's magic.
Ho, ho, ho, it's my s***
You know.
Ho, ho, ho, it's magic
You know.
How far can you take it 'til you read the lines?
How far can you take it 'til you realize?
I loathe a sunny day.
I love my sunny day.
I never saw your heart survive.
And if all your hopes survive.
I'll be God damned you
I'll be guiding you
I'll be guarding you
I'll be guiding you
I'm beguiling you.
I'll be guiding you.
Keep all your dreams alive
Bring all your dreams alive
Leaning on my pillow in the morning
Dreaming on my pillow in the morning
Meme-ing on my pillow in the morning
Dreaming on my pillow in the morning
Never believe it's my song
Never believe it's not so
Never believe it's not soap
Never believe it's not so
Never believe it's not soul
Never believe it's not so
Never believe it, fatso!
Never believe it like sooo
Never seen a game day
Never seen a daybreak
Never seen a jailbreak
Never seen a daybreak
Never sneezed it like snow
Never believe it like sooo
None of them makes yourself so
Never believe it's not so
Not a belief in my soul
Never believe it's not so
Nothing can stand in L.A.
Nothing can stand in our way
Oh ho ho, it's my dick
Ho, ho, ho, it's magic
Oh twisted, on the side waist down.
Oh, twisted, under, sideways, down.
Oh, oh, oh it's my d**k
Oh, oh, oh, it's magic.
Oh, oh, oh, it's flashy
Oh, oh, oh, it's magic
Planets align, sorry
Planets align, so rare
Planets alive, soaring
Planets align, so rare
Planets are not so rare
Planets alive, so rare
Stimulator's, "Magic"
The magic of Macy's a magic
You have to believe we are magic
This is a cover of an ONJ song
Uh-oh, it's Maverick!
Uh-oh, it's magic!
Uh-oh, it's magic
Oh, oh, oh, it's magic
Uh-oh, it's mansion!
Uh-oh, it's magic!
Weeing on my pillow in the morning
Leaning on my pillow in the morning
When one can send out help,
Only time will tell if it's magic
One kiss and I fell,
Only time will tell if it's magic
Whoa oh oh, itch my d**k.
Ho ho ho, it's magic.
Whoa, oh, it's my d***.
Whoa, oh, it's magic.
You are home free
Planning your life story.
You are home free
The planets align, so rare.
You have to believe we are magic
Don't let your end ever stray
You have to believe we are magic
Don't let your aim ever stray
You know it's blue
You know it's true
You know it's you
You know it's true