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Brocco-broccoli
Macho, macho man
F**king with his body, he's a king
Funky with his body, he's a king
He's a special Buzzsaw
He's a special Person
He's a special butt-f*** in anybody's land.
He's a special person in anybody's land.
Hot doh, hot dog man
or
Hot dog, hot dog vendor
Macho, macho man
Matzo, matzo man
Macho, macho man
Moscow Moscow man.
Macho, Macho Man
Nacho, nacho man
I've got to be a nacho man
Macho, Macho Man
I've got to be a Macho Man
Nacho, nacho man
Macho, macho man
Not your, not your man
Macho, Macho Man
Not your, not your man
Macho, Macho Man
Ready to get down, man. Do it in the can
Ready to get down with, anyone he can
Russian, Russian man
Macho, macho man
S*** my big d***, mustache.
Check out my big thick mustache.
Suck my big d**k, mustache
Check out my big thick mustache
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