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And your smile is up in the skies.
And your smile is a thin disguise.
And your smiles up in the skies
And your smile is a thin disguise
Did she get tired, her pitching just got lazy
Did she get tired or did she just get lazy
Funny, you can't hide Hawaiian eyes.
or
Honey, you can't hide your lionized.
Honey, you can't hide your lyin' eyes.
Honey, you can't hide, you're lionized.
or
Funny, you can't hide your Hawaiian eyes
or
Funny, you can't hide your Hawaiian eyes
Honey, you can't hide your lyin' eyes
Funny, you can't hide your lion eyes.
Honey, you can't hide your lyin' eyes.
He knows where she's goin', yeah, she's leaving
He knows where she's goin' as she's leaving
I guess every porno refuge has its price.
I guess every form of refuge has its price.
I thought by now you'd free you lies.
I thought by now you'd realize.
I thought by now you'd realize
The anal way to hide your lyin' eyes.
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes.
Late at night, a big ol' louse gets lonely.
Late at night, a big old house gets lonely.
Late at night, a giggle house gets lonely.
Late at night, a big old house gets lonely.
She drives on through the night all constipated
She drives on through the night anticipating
She whiskers
She whispers
She's headed for the Jew side of town.
She's headed for the cheatin' side of town.
There ain't no way to hide your lion eyes
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
Undress her bottom place and go in style.
She'll dress up all in lace and go in style.
You can die, you're a lion's eye
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
You can't hide 'til I can hide.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
You can't hide from a private eye
[Later]
There ain't no way to hide from a private eye.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
[Later]
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes.
You can't hide your Hawaiian eyes.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
You can't hide your Lyonnaise.
You can't hide your lying eyes.
'Lyonnaise' is a way to make potatoes.
You can't hide your Mayan eyes.
You can't hide your lying eyes.
You can't hide your cyanide
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
You can't hide your dyin' eyes.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
You can't hide your giant thighs.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
You can't hide your hyenas
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
You can't hide your iodine.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
You can't hide your lie in ice.
You can't hide your lying eyes.
You can't hide your lion eyes
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
You said 'S.O.L.' so carefully.
You said it so well, so carefully.
You said it so well, so carefully
or
You set his old will so carefully
or
You set his old will so carefully
You set it up so well, so carefully.
You set up his old will so carefully.
You set it up so well, so carefully.
Your smile has been disguised
Your smile is a thin disguise
Your smile is a big disguise.
And your smile is a thin disguise.