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The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Broke my little heart, love
Love potion no. 9
Love potion no. 9
Original Lyrics:
Broke my little bottle of
Love potion no. 9
Love potion no. 9
Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I kissed a calf down a thirty foot mine
Original Lyrics:
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I kissed a cow down a thirty-foot mine
Original Lyrics:
But when I kissed a cop down at Thirty-fourth and Vine
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I kissed the top that was ready for some wine
Original Lyrics:
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsy with gold capped tooth
Original Lyrics:
Broke my little bottle of Love potion no. 9
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't know if I could stay all night
Original Lyrics:
I didn't know if it was day or night
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I started kissing every gay in sight.
Original Lyrics:
I started kissing everything in sight.
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her that I was a Sop with jinx
Original Lyrics:
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her that I was a chocolate chip.
Original Lyrics:
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her that I was a chocolate chip
Original Lyrics:
I told her that I was a flop with chicks
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her that I was a philatelist.
Original Lyrics:
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my problems down to Madame Rouge
You know that gypsy with the gold tattoo.
You know that gypsy with the gold tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
I took my problems down to Madame Rue
You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth.
You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth.
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my problems down to Madame Ruth.
Original Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Baton Rouge.
Original Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.
Original Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth.
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my troubles to the blue liner cruise
Original Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my truck down to Baton Rouge
Original Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love potion over night
Original Lyrics:
Love potion number nine
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love quotient number nine
Original Lyrics:
Love potion number nine
Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a path down a thirty foot mine
Original Lyrics:
She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
That gypsy with the gold tattoo
Original Lyrics:
That gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
That gypsy with the polecat, too
Original Lyrics:
That gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fortune of the Nile
Original Lyrics:
Love potion number nine
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until I kissed a stop sign and a dirty porcupine.
Original Lyrics:
But when I kissed a cop down at 34th and Vine
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I kissed Ty Cobb, it was a thirty-four and nine.
Original Lyrics:
When I kissed a cop down at Thirty-Fourth and Vine.
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that Gypsy with the cold cat stew
Original Lyrics:
You know that Gypsy with the gold cap tooth
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold cat, too.
Original Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold tattoo
Original Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the old tattoo
Original Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold tattoo
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the gypsie with the bold tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
You know, that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the gypsy with the gold tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.
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