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And now I've listened through!
I know it isn't true.
I know I've been a douche
I learned from you.
I know a thing or two
I learned a thing or two.
I'm mom, I know
But he wants some
I know I've been a dude
I learned from you.
I'm young, I know
But even so
I know a thing or two
I learned from you.
I'm young Arnold
I'm young, I know
Love hurts, love scars
Love moon and Mars
Love hurts, love scars
Love wounds and marks
Love is like a flame,
it burns you in its heart
Love is like a flame,
it burns you when it's hot
Love is like a flame, Laverne you get it hot
Love is like a flame, it burns you when it's hot
Love is like a flood -- authorized the rain.
Love is like a cloud -- holds a lot of rain.
Love is like a flower
Oh, denied the rain.
Love is like a cloud
It holds a lot of rain.
Love is like a stove
Burns you when it's hot.
Love is like a flame
Burns you when it's hot.
Love wounds and scars any heart
That's tough or strong enough.
Love wounds and mars any heart
Not tough nor strong enough.
No turds
or
No curds
Love hurts
Some fools bloom in springtime yes
Some fools fool themselves I guess
Some fools cool themselves I guess
Take us to the East!
Some fools fool themselves I guess
They're not fooling me
The first love scars
The Earth and Mars.
Love hurts, love scars,
Love wounds, and mars.