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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Love Don't Cost A Thing that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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All the magazines
That you treat me right
All that matters is
That you treat me right
Even if you broke
my nose don't cost a thing
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
Even if you were bald
My love don't cost a thing
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
Even if you were broke
my love don't constipate
Even if you were broke
my love don't cost a thing
Even if you were broke
But that don't cost a thing.
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing.
Even if you were wrong
Even if you were broke
Give me all the things I need that money can buy.
Give me all the things I need that money can't buy.
If I wanna gloss I got my own.
If I wanna floss I got my own.
If I want applause, I got my own.
If I wanna floss, I got my own.
If I'm gonna floss, I've got my own.
If I wanna floss I got my own
Knew that it was gay when you looked at me
Knew that it was game when you looked at me
My long ain't worth a thing yes Trudeau
My love ain't worth a thing yes you know
My love don't constipate.
My love don't cost a thing.
My love don't custard fling
My love don't cost a thing
My love won't toast that thing
My love don't cost a thing
Raisin' up a toe so I would notice you.
Raisin' up a toast so I would notice you.
Raising up a toe so I would notice you
Raising up a toast so I would notice you
Saw the WB to the ballet
Saw that truck you gave to the valet
WB as in Warner Bros.
Take care of all my banking needs
so I'll have money to buy
You need to give me all the things
I need that money can't buy
Then you can win my heart, if you was in my heart
Then you could win my heart, and get what's in my heart
Think I need Depends?
Think I wanna drive your Benz?
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't
If I wanna cruise, I got my own.
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't
If I wanna floss, I got my own.
Think I'm gonna spank your tush
I won't.
Think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't.
Think I'm gonna spank your tush?
I won't!
Think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't!
Think I've gotta dry your pants, I don't.
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't.
Think you gonna keep my ass, you don't
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
Think you got to kiss my ass you don't
Think you got to keep me iced you don't
Think you gotta keep me a student.
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't.
Think you gotta keep me all tied up,
think you gotta spend my cash all night
Think you gotta keep me iced you don't,
think I'm gonna spend your cash, I won't
Think you gotta keep me ass, you dont
Think you gotta keep me iced, you dont
Think you gotta keep me yes
You don't
You think you gotta keep me iced
You don't
Think you gotta keep me, I sure don't
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
Think you gotta keep me, yes you don't!
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
Think you gotta keep, yes, you don't.
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't.
Think you gotta kick my ass, you don't
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
Think you wanna keep me? Yes you don't.
Think you gotta keep me iced? You don't.
Think you wanna kick my a**, you don't!
Think you gotta keep me on ice, you don't.
Your love won't pay the rent
My love don't cost a thing
Even if you are wrong
Even if you were broke
Even if you made jokes
Even if you were broke
Even if you were grown
Even if you were broke
Even if you were wrong
My love don't cost a thing
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
My misheard lyric injects a sense of humor to this boring, humdrum song. "You think I'm not going to spend your cash, not use you for all I can, BUT even if you were wrong - and I clean you out! - my love still doesn't cost a thing. Hilarious!
Even if you're a dope
Even if you were broke
Rolling up your sleeve, so I could see your Rollerblades
Pulling up your sleeve, so I could see the Roley bling
Even when I learned the real lyrics, I still preferred mine...
That mommy can't buy
That money can't buy