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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Love and Affection that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Def Leppard's, "Love and Affection"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't gimme you and affection
Or what you're doin' to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't gimme love and affection
Or what you think it should be.
Def Leppard's, "Love and Affection"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the part baby,
you got the big d@#k
Jism me
Original Lyrics:
I got the heart, baby,
you got the beat
Take a chance on me
Def Leppard's, "Love and Affection"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's a passion crime with a big design
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it's a passion crime with a danger sign
Def Leppard's, "Love and Affection"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's a passion crime with a dangerous side
Can you handle it?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it's a passion crime with a danger sign
Oh, can you handle it?

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