Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Lord Of The Dance that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Dance, Dance wherever you may be
For I am the lord of the Density.
Dance then, wherever you may be
For I am the lord of the Dance, said he.
I am the Lord of the Dance setee.
I am the Lord of the Dance, said he.
I am the Lord of the Dark, said he.
I am the Lord of the Dance, said he.
I am the gord of the douche shaved icee.
'I am the Lord of the Dance', said he.
I am the Lord of the Dancing Trees
I am the Lord of the Dance, said he
I am the Lord of the lavatory. (pronounced 'lava-tree')
'I am the Lord of the Dance', said he.
I have a cavity.
'I am the Lord of the Dance', said he.
Dads, then, wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the Dads, said he
Dance then wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the dance, said he
Dance dance where ever you may be
For I am the Lord of the Dancing Tea
I'll lead you all where ever you may be
And I'll lead you all in the Dancing Tea
Dance dance where ever you may be
For I am the Lord of the dance, said he
And I'll lead you all whereever you may be
And I'll lead you all in the dance, said he
Dance then wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the Dark Settee
And I lead you all wherever you may be
And I lead you all to the Dark Settee
Dance then wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the dance, said he
And I lead you all wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the dance, said he
Dance, dance, wherever you may be, I am the lord of the dance settee
Dance, then, wherever you may be, "I am the Lord of the dance", said he
Dance, then, wherever you may be.
I am the lord of my dad's settee
Dance, then, wherever you may be.
'I am the lord of the dance,' said he
Dance, there, wherever you may be
Dance, then, wherever you may be
Hat stand, wherever you may be
Dance then, wherever you may be
I am the Lord of the Dance Settee,
And I'll tease you all, wherever you may be,
For I am the Lord of the Dance Settee
or
I am the Lord of the Dan Settee
or
I am the Lord of the Dan Settee
"I am the Lord of the Dance," said he.
"And I'll be with you, wherever you may be,
For I am the Lord of the Dance," said he
I am the Lord of the damn city
"I am the Lord of the dance", said he
I am the lord of the damsel freak
I am lord of the dance said he
I am the lord of the ducks and geese.
'I am the Lord of the Dance', said he.
For years I thought the lyrics were "I am the lord of the ducks and geese ". I loved the tune and would sing it often. My husband let me sing it like that for years before he finally let me know what the lyrics really were.
Ireland, you believe in me.
I live in you, if you live in me.