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A love like this is crucified.
'Til loneliness has to suffice.
And I'm f***ing crazy
And I'm f***ing lazy
Call me a sailor
Call me pathetic
I locked the door to my hotel and I lost the key.
I locked the door to my own cell and I lost the key.
I locked the door to my hotel and I lost the key.
I locked the door to my own cell and I lost the key.
I'm tired and bored I'm nowhere now
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
In a house with pull-out doors
In a house with unlocked doors
In a house with thumb-locked doors
In a house with unlocked doors
The march is on
But nothing's on
The masturbation's lost its fun
You're f***ing lazy.
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f***ing lonely.
When masturbation's lost it's fun
And you're f***ing no-one.
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f***ing breaking.
When masturbation's lost its fun, you're f***ing breaking.
When masturbation's lost its fun, you're f***ing lonely.
When masturbation's lost its fun, your freakin' crazy.
When masturbation's lost its fun, you're f***ing breaking.
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f***ing horny.
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f***ing breaking.
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f***ing lonely.
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f***ing breaking.
When masturbation's not like a f***
You're f***ing lazy
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f***ing lonely
The original lyric you put was incorrect. I'm positive; however, if I happen to be wrong, I apologize.
When masturbations lost it's fun
You're f***ing lazy
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f***ing lonely
When masturbations lost its fun
You're f***ing lazy.
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f***ing breaking.
With all my folks just for a bitch
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit