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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Long Time Gone' that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long time gone
No I ain't looked at porn in I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
Long time gone
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
The Everly Brothers', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause when you lead me, I'll be a long time gone.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause when you leave me, I'll be a long time gone.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie gotta sore toe since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't snatched a saddle since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't gone to church since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't clubbed my kill since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't climbed a hill since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't climbed a hill since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
Crosby, Stills, And Nash's, "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it appears to be Andropov.
Original Lyrics:
And it appears to be a lo-ong...
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swiggin'
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a bakin' field
Used to be filled with burr-leaf tobacco.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tobacco.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't cooked a pork since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't f***ed a corn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't f***ed a whore since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't hold a rope since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't looked a porn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't pulled your toe since I don't know when.
or
I ain't cooked a roach since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked my nose since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked a rose since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't rode a hoe.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't hoed a row.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cut wind and hit the road runnin'.
Original Lyrics:
I caught wind and hit the road runnin'.
Crosby, Stills, And Nash's, "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you do, you had better come prepared.
Original Lyrics:
If you do, you had better cut your hair.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long time gone
No I ain't picked the corn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
Long time gone
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
No I ain't shucked a corn since I don't know when
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't honked the horn since I don't know when.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I ain't held a rope since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I ain't hold her up since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I ain't looked at porn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't honked the horn since I don't know when.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I ain't f***ed a pork since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
Dixie Chicks', "Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to be filled with fur leaf tabacco.
Original Lyrics:
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.

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