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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for London Calling that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause London is barely an hour
I live by the river.
I live by the river.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause London is drowning and I
I live by the river.
I live by the river.
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause London is burning and I
I live by the river.
I live by the river.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause London is drowning and I
I live by the river.
I live by the river.
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause London is clowning around
I live by the river
I live by the river
Original Lyrics:
'Cause London is drowning
I live by the river
I live by the river
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause London is drowning and I
I live by the Devil.
I live by the Devil.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause London is drowning and I
I live by the river.
I live by the river.
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engines stop running,
the Wheaties grew thin
the Wheaties grew thin
Original Lyrics:
Engines stop running
and the wheat is growing thin
and the wheat is growing thin
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engines stop running, though we taste good beer
Original Lyrics:
Engines stop running and the wheat is growing thin
Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engines stop running
The weed tastes good then.
The weed tastes good then.
Original Lyrics:
Engines stop running
And the wheat is growing thin.
And the wheat is growing thin.
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engines stop running
The weekend's going thin.
The weekend's going thin.
Original Lyrics:
Engines stop running
The wheat is growing thin.
The wheat is growing thin.
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lick my old riboon
Original Lyrics:
I live by the river
The River Thames is the name of the river in London.
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will buy you linens
Original Lyrics:
I live by the river
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will have burritos
Original Lyrics:
I live by the river
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I yell by the river
Original Lyrics:
I live by the river
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
London calling and we ain't got no hide
Except for the worm with the yellow behind.
Except for the worm with the yellow behind.
Original Lyrics:
London calling, and we ain't go no high
Except for that one with the yellowy eyes.
Except for that one with the yellowy eyes.
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
London calling, and we ain't go no hide
Except for that worm with the yellowy eyes.
Except for that worm with the yellowy eyes.
Original Lyrics:
London calling, and we ain't go no high
Except for that one with the yellowy eyes.
Except for that one with the yellowy eyes.
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
London calling, they want the dog back.
Original Lyrics:
London calling, and we ain't go no high.
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
London calling, yeah, I was a tool
Original Lyrics:
London calling, yeah, I was there, too.
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
London's calling, they want their dog back.
Original Lyrics:
London calling, and we ain't go no high.
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now whores, be glad
Original Lyrics:
Now war is declared
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's never been so much I liked
Original Lyrics:
I never felt so much alike
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thunder and garlic as I was tattooed.
Original Lyrics:
London calling, yeah, I was there, too.
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!
Original Lyrics:
I live by the river
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