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Toolin' 'round town in her Aid Cadillac
Missus Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty percent hand
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
With a purple umbrella and pipsy ham.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
With a purple apparatus and a fifth percent hair
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
With a purple operator and a 50 cent ham
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
With a purple umbrella and a fifth in hand. . .
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat. . .
With the butler and the maid and the cemetery
With the butler and the maid and the servants three
With the f##ker and the maid and the servants three
With the butler and the maid and the servants three
With a purple op purator and a fifth cent hair
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
With a purple operator and a fifth in hand
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
With a purple operator and a fifty per-cent hair
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
The Led Zeppelin need to honor their advanced age (as well as The Who and many others of my generation), and stop trying to perform old hits as if the band members were still in their 20's. It really goes over like a led zeppelin.
With a purple operator and a pips in hand.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
With a purple umbrella and a fifth in her hand.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"No one seems to really know the lyrics until they look them up." Amen, Bryan, and I also still like MY version.
With the pedal to the metal and a fifth in hand
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat