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Diarrhea, diarrhea payin' your bills.
Alimony, alimony payin' your bills.
Headin' toward days of how it used to be.
Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be.
Heaven told Hansel how it used to be
Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be
Helen told tales of how it used to be
Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be
The misheard lyric "Diarrhea, diarrhea paying your bills." is an obvious PARODY submission, even though it's funny.
In a purple cellar with a nasty rat
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
In a purple operator and a fifty cent hat
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
It's cooler outside in her aged cadillac
Missus Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
Livin', lovin', Kentucky walrus
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
Livin', lovin', and then the walrus.
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
Livin', lovin', she's just a walnut.
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
Livin', lovin'
She's a Chihuahua.
Livin', lovin'
She's just a woman.
Livin', lovin'
Drinkin' the water.
Livin', lovin'
She's just a woman.
Living, loving, against the water.
Living, loving, she's just a woman.
Living, loving, and in the mornin'.
Living, loving, she's just a woman.
Living, loving, she's just a walrus.
Living, loving, she's just a woman.
She's rollin' 'round town in her ace Cadillac.
Missus Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
Well a purple amaretto and the 5th's at hand
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
When a purple umbrella with a fifth said, 'Hand!'
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
With a batter overhead and a fifty-cent ham
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
With a batter overhead in a fifth in hand.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
With a batter overhead in the fifth in St. Anne's.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
With a pepper, a Beretta, and a 50 cent ham.
With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat.
With a perp a pal Barella and a fixed cent hat
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
With a purple alligator and a fifth in hand
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
With a purple amaretto and a fifty cent hair
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
With a purple amaretto and a fix in hand
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
With a purple arm Beretta and a fifth in hand.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
With a purple carburetor and a safety pin
With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat
With a purple operator and a '57 ham
With a purple umbrella and a 50-cent hat
With a purple operator and a 50 cent ham.
With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat.
With a purple operator and a 50 cent hen.
With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat.
With a purple operator and a fifth in hand.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
With a purple operator and a fifth set-in.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
With a purple operator and a fifths in hand
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
With a purple operator and a fifty percent head
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
With a purple operator and a fifty-cent hand
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
With a purple operator and a fifty-cent hat
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
With a purple operator and a fix in hand
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
With a purple operator and fifty cent hair.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
With a purple operator and the fifth at head.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
With a purple operator
With a purple umbrella
With a purple operetta in a 50 cent ham
With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat
With a purple percolator and a fifty cent call
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
With a purple umbrella and a Phipps in hand
Goin' downtown in her aims Cadillac.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
Misses Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
With a purple umbrella and a fifth in hand
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
With a purple umbrella and a fifth sedan
She's goin' around town in her eighties Cadillac
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
Missus Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac
With a purple umbrella and a fifth sedan,
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
Gonna scoot around town in her A.I.D.S. Cadillac.
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat,
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
Missus cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
The misheard doesn't make sense, though, since the A.I.D.S virus wasn't discovered until much later.
With a purple umbrella and a fix in hand
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
With a purple upper inner and a fifth in hand.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
Alimony, alimony paying for your beer
Living, loving, Kentucky woman
Alimony, alimony paying your bills,
Living, loving, she's just a woman.
Heaven knows, 'tisn't how it used to be
Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be
Punch your t!ts then knock it back with pills.
When conscience hits you knock it back with pills.
When you conscience hits you knock it back with Piels.
When conscience hits you knock it back with pills.
With a pebble operator and a 50 Cent ham.
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
With a purple amaretto and a fish in hand
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
With a purple umbrella and a fix in hand
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
With the fucker and the maid and the servants tree
With the butler and the maid and the servants three
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
With the pecker in the maid and the seven seas
With the butler and the maid and the servants three