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And that Aryan song was playin' in my mind.
And that REM song was playin' in my mind.
And three and a half mixed nuts
Felt like a lifetime.
And three and a half minutes
Felt like a lifetime.
And three and a happiness
Felt like a lifetime.
And three and a half minutes
Felt like a lifetime.
And your mother didn't cry.
And your mother didn't mind.
Are you staying in the lines?
Are you sitting in the lights?
Three and a half T'Nuks
Felt like a lifetime.
Three-and-a-half minutes
Felt like a lifetime.
T'Nuk is an incredibly ugly female alien character on the adult Sci-Fi Channel show 'Tripping the Rift.
Three little happy nerds
Felt like a lifetime.
Three-and-a-half minutes
Felt like a lifetime.
We were out late, to the wake.
When we arrived late, to the wake.
Your mom just smiled inside.
You mom just smiled and sighed.
And between there and happiness
It felt like a lifetime.
And three and a half minutes
Felt like a lifetime.
Television for William
Television for women