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Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
And they were fightin' in the bathroom
And it is life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Back in the back plane
Life in the fast lane
Bride in a fast train
Life in the fast lane
Drive in the fast lane.
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Fightin' in the Vaseline
And it is life in the fast lane
Fighting the best thing
Life in the fast lane
Flies in the Vaseline
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Flies in the bathroom
And it is life in the fast lane
Flies in the gas tank.
Life in the fast lane.
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Flies in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Fly in the Vaseline
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Flying in a fast plane
Life in the fast lane
He was a hot headed man, he was brutally has been
He was a hard headed man, he was brutally handsome
He was too tired and naked.
He was too tired to make it.
I did it with Vaseline.
Life in the fast lane
I do the best things.
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
I had the best thing
Life in the fast lane
Ice In the Vaseline
Life in the fast lane
Knife in the fat flame
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Lice in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Life ain't the best thing
or
Fighting in the Vaseline
or
Flies in the vasoline
or
Live in the gasoline
or
Pass me the vaseline
or
Slide in the vaseline
or
Life in the Batcave
or
Life in the Batcave
Life in the fast lane
Life in the Bath Sling
Life in the fast lane
Life in the Vaseline
Life in the fast lane
Life in the basin (pronounced "Bass-ain")
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Life in the gas range
Life in the fast lane
Life is a bad scene.
Life in the fast lane.
Life without Vaseline
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Lights in the Bat Plane
Life in the fast lane
Lyin' in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Mice in the bat plane
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Pike in the bass lane
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Pipe in the Vasaline
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Pipe in the fast lane
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Pipe in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
Pipe in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
Pipes in the bath drained.
Life in the fast lane.
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Pipes in the bath drain
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Ridin' in the fast lane
Life in the fast lane
Sand in the Vaseline, surely make you lose your mind.
Life in the fast lane, surely make you lose your mind.
She held him up, and he held for ransom
In the heart of the cold, cold stay.
She held him up, and he held her for ransom
In the heart of the cold, cold city.
She say, 'Nasty bastard, the lights are turning red.'
She say, 'Faster, faster, the lights are turning red.'
She was terminally gray.
She was terminally pretty.
She was terminally vague.
She was terminally pretty.
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
She was terminally vain.
She was terminally pretty.
Slap on the Vaseline.
Life in the fast lane
Slide in the Vaseline.
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Slidin' in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
The doctor say he's coming
But you've got a permanent gash.
The doctor says he's coming
But you got to pay in cash.
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
The doctor says he's coming
But he's got a burning rash.
The doctor says he's coming
But you got to pay in cash.
They didn't care, they were just dyin' to yell.
They didn't care, they were just dyin' to get off.
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
They had one thing in common they were good and bad
They had one thing in common they were good in bed
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
They had one thing in common,
they were good and bad
They had one thing in common,
they were good in bed
They had one thing in common,
they were good and bad
They had one thing in common,
they were good in bed
They knew all of Thy people
They took all of Thy pills.
They knew all the right people
They took all the right pills.
Why did the bat sing?
Life in the fast lane
Eagles',
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Wipe in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
Wipin' the Vasaline
Surely makes you loose your mind.
Life in the fast lane
Surely make you lose your mind.
Eagles',
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Blowhead and burnin'
Blowin' and burnin'
Eagles',
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Eagles reaction
Eager for action
Eagles',
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Even for action
Eager for action
He was two-timing naked,
She was too tired to fight about it.
He was too tired to make it,
She was too tired to fight about it.
Eagles',
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Lice in the Vaseline
Life in the fast lane
Life in the vast plains
Life in the fast lane.
Eagles',
"Life in the Fast Lane"
My little ashtray.
Life in the fast lane
Schroeder makes you lose your mind
Surely make you lose your mind
She was terminally gray.
She was terminally pretty.
I had no idea I misunderstood the lyric for years until my wife showed me.
Eagles',
"Life in the Fast Lane"
She was terminally gray
She was terminally pretty
Sure to make the news, you're mine
Surely make you lose your mind
They were good and bad
They were good in bed
I wish the misheard lyrics were the original lyrics.