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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Levon that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants a golden p***s,
Leaving Levon far behind.
Leaving Levon far behind.
Original Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus,
Leaving Levon far behind.
Leaving Levon far behind.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants to see my penus
Leaving Levon far behind.
Leaving Levon far behind.
Original Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
Leaving Levon far behind.
Leaving Levon far behind.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he shall bat leadoff
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he shall be leave on
And he shall be a man.
And he shall be a man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
And he shall be a good man.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he shall believe 'em
And he shall be a good man
And he shall believe 'em
And temptation went the family plan.
And he shall be a good man
And he shall believe 'em
And temptation went the family plan.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Levon
In tradition with the family plan.
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Levon
In tradition with the family plan.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he shall believe on
And he shall be a good man.
And he shall be a good man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
And he shall be a good man.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he showed me Levon,
And he showed me a good man
He showed me Levon
And he showed me a good man
He showed me Levon
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be a Levon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Levon
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And his sow made a livin'
In tradition with the family plan
In tradition with the family plan
or
And his sow made a livin'
And his sow made a good man
And his sow made a good man
or
And his sow made a livin'
And his sow made a good man
And his sow made a good man
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be a Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be a good man
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And tease us, he wants to show his penis
Original Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they shouted 'Levon'
And he shall be a good man.
And he shall be a good man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
And he shall be a good man.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And this town better leave home, I done shot me a good man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon. And he shall be a good man.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we shall leave Levon,
And we shall leave a good man
And we shall leave a good man
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be a good man
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He called his jive Jesus
Original Lyrics:
He calls his child Jesus
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He calls his dog Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
He calls his child Jesus.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He calls his job Jesus
Original Lyrics:
He calls his child Jesus
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He causes child Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
He calls his child Jesus
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He finds his business thrives.
Original Lyrics:
His family business thrives.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a bopper doin' porn.
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a father to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the walls begun
Now you're tossin' your hands aside today
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the walls begun
Now you're tossin' your hands aside today
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war's begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war's begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a father to a son, on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, 'Doris Day!'
When the New York Times said, 'Doris Day!'
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, 'God is Dead!'
When the New York Times said, 'God is Dead!'
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a papa to a porn.
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day
When the New York Times forgot its name.
When the New York Times forgot its name.
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, 'God is Dead!'
When the New York Times said, 'God is Dead!'
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven tossed into Hell a son today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
How many times have you heard this song today?
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear sounds that are leave on
I hear sounds a good man.
I hear sounds a good man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
And he shall be a good man.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm having a tossed salad today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been tossed in a healthy son today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been tossed into the sun today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been toxic to have a son today
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been trusted to have a son today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a carriage by the Milky Way
Original Lyrics:
in a garage by the motorway
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a carriage by the Morley Way
Original Lyrics:
In a garage by the motorway
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a carriage by the motorway
Original Lyrics:
In a garage by the motorway
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a carrot by the motorway
Original Lyrics:
In a garage by the motorway
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a gay ranch by the motorway
Original Lyrics:
In a garage by the motorway
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus blows up baboons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them cry.
Sits on the porch swing watching them cry.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly.
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon Saskatoon blooms in town.
Original Lyrics:
Levon sells cartoon balloons in town.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon sell cartoon balloons in town
He finds his business flying.
He finds his business flying.
Original Lyrics:
Levon sell cartoon balloons in town
His family business thrives.
His family business thrives.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon wears his Moorhuhn like a crown
Original Lyrics:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
"Moorhuhn" is the German name of the Crazy Chicken, which gives a nice picture of Levon wearing a Crazy Chicken-shaped hat.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon wears his wahoo like a crown.
Original Lyrics:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon wears his war room like a crown because of child Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child Jesus
He calls his child Jesus
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon wears his woman like a crown.
Original Lyrics:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon, Levon likes his Mommy.
Original Lyrics:
Levon, Levon likes his money.
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the pharmacy in town
Original Lyrics:
To the finest school in town
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a neon sign said, "God is dead, and the wall's begun."
Original Lyrics:
When the New York Times said, "God is dead, and the war's begun."
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a neon sign said, "God is dead, and the wall's begun."
Original Lyrics:
When the New York Times said, "God is dead, and the war's begun."
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the New York Times said, "God is King..."
Original Lyrics:
When the New York Times said, "God is dead..."
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