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ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love On Me"
And I possess him, it isn't nice
You heart me say that talking was my only vice.
And I'm possessive, it isn't nice
You've heard me saying that smoking was my only vice.
ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love On Me"
Don't go chasing your umbrella.
Don't go wasting your emotion.
ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love On Me"
Don't go wasting your emulsion
Lay all your love on me.
Don't go wasting your emotion
Lay all your love on me.
ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love On Me"
I was a champion before we met
I wasn't jealous before we met
Abba's,
"Lay All Your Love On Me"
I was in JLS before we met
I wasn't jealous before we met
Abba's,
"Lay All Your Love On Me"
I was in jail as before we met
I wasn't jealous before we met
Abba's,
"Lay All Your Love On Me"
I was in jail just before we met
I wasn't jealous before we met
ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love On Me"
I was in jailhouse before we met.
I wasn't jealous before we met.
ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love On Me"
I've had a few little love affairs
They didn't last very long and aching really scares.
I've had a few little love affairs
They didn't last very long and they've been pretty scarce.
ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love On Me"
It was like drinking a sippy cup
It was like shooting a sitting duck
ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love On Me"
It was not due to your sitting duck
It was like shooting a sitting duck
ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love On Me"
It wasn't due to your sitting duck.
It was like shooting a sitting duck.
ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love On Me"
Take all your love for me
Lay all your love on me
ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love on Me"
A grown-up woman should never fart so easily
A grown-up woman should never fall so easily
Abba's,
"Lay All Your Love on Me"
I was a child just before we met
Now every old man I see is a potential threat
I wasn't jealous before we met
Now every woman I see is a potential threat
Abba's,
"Lay All Your Love on Me"
I was a jailbird before we met
Now every woman I see is on detention break
I wasn't jealous before we met
Now every woman I see is a potential threat
ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love on Me"
I was a jailer before we met
I wasn't jealous before we met
ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love on Me"
I was a sheriff before we met
I wasn't jealous before we met
ABBA's,
"Lay All Your Love on Me"
It was like shooting a sitting duck
A little small duck, a smiling baby Irish duck.
It was like shooting a sitting duck
A little small talk, a smile and baby I was stuck