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Guy Sebastian's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz baby, you're my crib tonight.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz baby, you're my Kryptonite.
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as you'll be my Grand Auntie-Em.
Original Lyrics:
As long as you'll be my friend at the end.
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Creeped tonight
or
Creep tonight.
or
Creep tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Kryptonite
Three Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I go crazy, or did you just call me Superman?
Original Lyrics:
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my body hanging somewhere
In the hands of time
In the hands of time
Original Lyrics:
I left my body laying somewhere
In the sands of time
In the sands of time
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my body lying somewhere in the center town.
Original Lyrics:
I left my body laying somewhere in the sands of time.
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my body lying somewhere in the centre-time.
Original Lyrics:
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time.
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw some old folks on the dark side of the moon.
Original Lyrics:
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled man
I left my body lying somewhere in the sandy town
I watched the world fall to the dark side of the moon
I feel there's nothing I can't do, yeah
I left my body lying somewhere in the sandy town
I watched the world fall to the dark side of the moon
I feel there's nothing I can't do, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I fell there's nothing I can do, yeah
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I fell there's nothing I can do, yeah
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere in the sense of time.
I left my body lying somewhere in the sense of time.
Original Lyrics:
I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time.
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time.
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd keep your cyanide
With my soup, perfume, and my Kryptonite.
With my soup, perfume, and my Kryptonite.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might, Kryptonite.
With my superhuman might, Kryptonite.
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with monster perfume in my crypt tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, kryptonite.
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with moss and perfume, my, my, Kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might Kryptonite
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman
My aching Kryptonite
My aching Kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Kryptonite
Three Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman bite
In my crypt tonight.
In my crypt tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite!
Kryptonite!
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, Strychnine
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, Kryptonite
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman mind
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman my anti-
Kryptonite.
Kryptonite.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite.
Kryptonite.
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman, I ate
Kryptonite
Kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Kryptonite
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman, my kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, Kryptonite
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman,
Mmm I ate Kryptonite
Mmm I ate Kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, Kryptonite
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman
My aching kryptonite
My aching kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Kryptonite
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side, my superhuman, my Kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, Kryptonite
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side
With my super view and my
Kryptonite
With my super view and my
Kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Three Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my sign
With my superhuman bind, kryptonite.
With my superhuman bind, kryptonite.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might, kryptonite.
With my superhuman might, kryptonite.
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my sock with my superhuman might.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might.
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I go crazy then will you still call me stupid head?
Original Lyrics:
If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I go crazy
Then will you still call me a simple man?
If I’m arriving there
Will you be there holding my hair?
Then will you still call me a simple man?
If I’m arriving there
Will you be there holding my hair?
Original Lyrics:
If I go crazy
Then will you still call me Superman?
If I’m alive and well
Will you be there holding my hand?
Then will you still call me Superman?
If I’m alive and well
Will you be there holding my hand?
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm Aladdin, well, will you be there holding my hand?
Original Lyrics:
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm a lime then well, will you be there holding my hand?
Original Lyrics:
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm a llama then
Original Lyrics:
If I'm alive and well
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm alive and dead
Original Lyrics:
If I'm alive and well
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere in the summertime
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere in the sense of time
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me crazy, but they used to call me Superman
Original Lyrics:
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm alive and dead
Original Lyrics:
If I'm alive and well
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
You called me strong, you called me weak,
But still your sigarettes I will keep
But still your sigarettes I will keep
Original Lyrics:
You called me strong, you called me weak,
But still your secrets I will keep
But still your secrets I will keep
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
You took for granite
Original Lyrics:
You took for granted
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