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A feline knocking on Kevin's door
I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door
Bob is knockin' on Heaven's door
or
Dylan's knockin' on Heaven's door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door.
Don't stop knockin' on heaven's door
Knock knock knockin' on heaven's door
I feel like knockin' on Debra's door
I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door
I'm not knockin' on heaven's door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
Knock Knock Knocking on a head of stone
Knock Knock Knocking on heaven's door
Knock knock knockin' on Everett's door
Knock knock knockin' on heaven's door
Knock knock knockin' on every door
Knock knock knockin' on heaven's door
Knock knock knockin' on the bathroom door
Knock knock knockin' on Heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on Kevin's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on the head next door
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
Knockin' on Kevin's do-oo-oh
Knockin' on heaven's door
Knockin' on Kevin's door
Knockin' on heaven's door
Knocking on Everett's door.
Knocking on Heaven's door.
Knocking on Kevin's door
Knocking on Heaven's door
Mama put my gum in the ground,
I can't chew them anymore
Mama put my gun in the ground,
I can't shoot them anymore
Mama take this goat of chrome off of me.
or
Mama take this Kodachrome off of me.
Ma, take this badge off of me.
Kodachrome is a type of Kodak film that has a very high color depth compared to 35mm.
Mama take this vast remain.
Mama take this badge from me.
Mama, put my gum on the ground
I can't chew it anymore
Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
Mama, put my gums in the ground
I can't chew them anymore.
Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore.
Mama, take this bath for me
I can't do it, any more.
Mama, take this badge from me
I can't use it anymore.
Momma put my gum in the ground
I can't chew them anymore
Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
My Uncle Matt fell to the ground.
Mama, put my guns in the ground.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyukin' on the oven door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door.
Rock, rock, rocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on Kevin's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on Neville's door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door.
Knock, knock, knocking up heaven's daughter.
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door.
Mama, take this batch off of me
Mama, take this badge off of me
Nog, nog, noggin on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door