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And I howled at my Ma every time it rained.
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
And I howled at my ma's endriving brace.
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
And I howled at the moon and the driving rain
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
And I'm howlin' for more in the driving rain
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain
But it's all right now, in fact it's the best!
But it's all right now, Jumpin' Jack Flash
He's my best dressed guest.
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, Jumpin' Jack Flash sits on his ass.
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a guess!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a yes best guess!
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
But it's alright, yeah
Passin' some gas.
But it's all right now
In fact, it's a gas!
Comet Hale-Bopp is a gas, gas, gas.
Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
I saw an article in an astronomy magazine titled exactly like this. The brilliant comet graced our skies in 1997 and I saw the Rolling Stones live later that same year.
Humpin that a**, it's a blast, blast, blast.
Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
I drowned with a spike right through my head
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread
He mentions "spike right through my head" in the next line.
I fell down to my knees and I slowly bled
I was crowned by the crumbs of a crust of bread
Yeah, yeah, yeah I was drowned with a spike right through my head
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread
Yeah yeah yeah, I was crowned with a spike right through my head
I was born in Nebraska by a hurricane.
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.
I was born in a class-five hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
I was born in a class-five hurricane
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.
I was born in a column by Herb Caen
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
I was born in a column of herbal cane
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
I was born in a cross-eyed hurricane.
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
In a hole at the bottom of a driving range.
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
I was born in a class five hurricane
or
I was born in a cross-town south bound train
or
I was born in a cross-town south bound train
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
I was born in a force five hurricane.
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.
I was born in a truck stop arcade.
I was born in a crossfire hurricane.
I was drowned in a four, five city hag.
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head.
I was drowned, I was washed up in lead pois-on.
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I was ground on a washtub and lived for a day.
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I was raised buying two less beers in hand
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
I was raised by 2 lesbians in drag.
or
I was raised by a toothless, penniless hag.
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
Can anybody understand what Mick is saying in this song other than 'Jumpin Jack Flash is a gas gas gas'?
I was raised by a too-frustrated hag
I was spooled with a strap right across my back
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
I was raised by a toothless bitty hag
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
I was raised by a toothless grinning hag
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was raised by a toothless, pennyless hag
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
I was raised by a two bit, spilled-in hag.
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
I was raised by a two faced spirit head
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was raised by a two-bit dirty hag.
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
I was raised by a two-faced bearded hag.
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
I was raised by the toothfairy's pitted hand
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
I was raised by the toothless skid it had
I was cool with a Straprite cross-eyed bag.
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
I was raised by toothless, weirded hat
I was cooled with a strat rat cross my bat
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
I was raised by two biddy little hands.
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was raised by two blessed biddy hands.
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
I was raised by two faced lesbians.
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
I was raised by two fairies cut in half.
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
I was raised by two fella's givin head
I was raised by a bearded and toothless hag
I was raised by two legs bit in half
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was raised by two lesbian hags
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was raised by two lesbian hags
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
I was raised by two lesbians in hell
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
I was raised by two lesbians split in half.
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
I was raised by two lesbians, fag
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
I was raised by two lesbians.
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
I was raised by two men split in half.
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
I was raised by two pairs of skinny hands
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was raised with a strap-up crossfire fag.
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
I was screwin' with a strapper cross my bed.
I was schooled with a strap right across my back.
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
Gotta get some gas!
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas gas gas.
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
Kiss my a**, a**, a**.
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
I'm jumpin jack flash in the grass
I'm jumpin jack flash it's a gas
Jumpin Jack Flash has a VD rash!
Jumpin Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!
Jumpin jack flash
and he just get scarse!
Jumpin Jack Flash
It's a gas gas gas
Jumpin' Jack Flash Shits a gas, gas, gas.
Jumpin' Jack Flash It's a gas, gas, gas.
Jumpin' Jack Flash get some cash cash cash
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
Jumpin' Jack Flash is a restless guest.
Jumping Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
Jumpin' Jack Flash is an ass ass ass
Jumpin' Jack Flash it's a gas gas gas
Jumpin' Jack Flash,
just passed gas
Jumpin' Jack Flash,
it's a gas
Jumpin' Jack Flash, hit the gas, gas, gas.
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
Jumpin' Jack Flash, if you'd just pass gas.
Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
Jumpin' Jack Flash
S**ts a gas, gas, gas.
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a guess, guess, guess.
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
Jumping Jack Flash is an a** a** a**.
Jumping Jack Flash is a gas gas gas.
Jumping Jack Flash, it's the cats, cats ,cats.
Jumping Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a mustache dance.
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
Jumping Jack Flash
S***s from a**, a**, a**.
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
Jumping Jack passes the gas, gas, gas.
Jumping Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
Junk the jack cast
It's a gas, gas, gas
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
Nothing, Jack Sprat
Jumpin' Jack Flash
Jack Sprat is a nursery rhyme in which the title character could eat no fat!
Toothless, pennied hag
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag