Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> J -> Jumpin Jack Flash
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The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahh Jumpin jack flash
and he just get scarse!
and he just get scarse!
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin Jack Flash
It's a gas gas gas
It's a gas gas gas
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by 2 lesbians in drag.
or
I was raised by a toothless, penniless hag.
or
I was raised by a toothless, penniless hag.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
Can anybody understand what Mick is saying in this song other than 'Jumpin Jack Flash is a gas gas gas'?
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bitty hag
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, pennyless hag
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by a two-bit dirty hag.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two faced lesbians.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a bearded hag.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
Gotta get some gas!
Gotta get some gas!
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas gas gas.
It's a gas gas gas.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I howled at my Ma every time it rained.
Original Lyrics:
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's all right now, in fact it's the best!
But it's all right now, Jumpin' Jack Flash
He's my best dressed guest.
But it's all right now, Jumpin' Jack Flash
He's my best dressed guest.
Original Lyrics:
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's alright, yeah
Passin' some gas.
Passin' some gas.
Original Lyrics:
But it’s all right now
In fact, it’s a gas!
In fact, it’s a gas!
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Humpin that a**, it's a blast, blast, blast.
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
It's a gas, gas, gas.
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in Nebraska by a hurricane.
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a class-five hurricane.
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a column by Herb Caen
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a column of herbal cane
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-eyed hurricane.
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
Original Lyrics:
I was born in class-five hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
In a hole at the bottom of a driving range.
In a hole at the bottom of a driving range.
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a class five hurricane
or
I was born in a cross-town south bound train
or
I was born in a cross-town south bound train
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a force five hurricane.
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a truck stop arcade.
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a crossfire hurricane.
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was drowned in a four, five city hag.
Original Lyrics:
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by a two bit, spilled-in hag.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by a two faced spirit head
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by the toothfairy's pitted hand
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by toothless, weirded hat
I was cooled with a strat rat cross my bat
I was cooled with a strat rat cross my bat
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two fella's givin head
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a bearded and toothless hag
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two lesbian hags
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two lesbians split in half.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two lesbians, fag
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised with a strap-up crossfire fag.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was screwen with a strapper cross my bed.
Original Lyrics:
I was schooled with a strap right across my back.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
Kiss my a**, a**, a**.
Kiss my a**, a**, a**.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
It's a gas, gas, gas.
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm jumpin jack flash in the grass
Original Lyrics:
I'm jumpin jack flash it's a gas
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin Jack Flash has a VD rash!
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash is a restless guest.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash is an ass ass ass
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash it's a gas gas gas
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash,
just passed gas
just passed gas
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash,
it's a gas
it's a gas
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash, hit the gas, gas, gas.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash, if you'd just pass gas.
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping Jack passes the gas.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Junk the jack cast
It's a gas, gas, gas
It's a gas, gas, gas
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
It's a gas, gas, gas
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