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Beeswax is best with rice and peas.
Jesus is just alright with me.
Cheeses are just all right with me
Jesus is just all right with me
Cheetos is just a rat that pees.
or
Cheetos is just a bright idea.
or
Cheetos under the canopy
or
Cheat us under the canopy
or
Cheetos is best mahogany.
Jesus is just alright with me.
Cheez-Whiz is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright with me
Dee da da da da, ride with me.
Jesus is just all right with me.
Dee da da da da, right with me.
Jesus is just alright with me.
I don't care what they naysay
I don't care what they may say
I don't know where dead men go.
I don't care where they may go.
I'm hopin I don't faint, yeah
I'm hopin and a prayin
(background singers)
I'm hopin' and I'm thinkin'
I'm hopin and I'm prayin'
I'm hopin' and I'm thinkin'
I'm hopin and I'm prayin'
Jesus he jumps all night with me
Jesus is just alright with me.
Jesus is just a rat faced Heeb.
Jesus is just alright with me.
Jesus is just a rat to me.
Jesus is just alright with me.
If you listen to the rest of the lyrics the song still makes sense like that, kinda.
Jesus is just a rat with ears.
or
Jesus is just a bat that pees.
Jesus is just alright with me.
Jesus is just a rat with fleas.
Jesus is just all right with me.
Jesus is just a rat with wings
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just a rockin' man.
Jesus is just alright with me.
Jesus is just all right with wings.
Jesus is just all right with me.
Jesus just don't ride with me.
Jesus is just alright with me.
Jesus was just an average man
Jesus is just all right with me
Jesus' shirt's on right with me.
Jesus is just alright with me.
Jesus...he just ate rotten meat
Jesus is just alright with me
Kick it for the one time
Check it for me one time