Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jerusalem that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And did those feet ache all the time
Walking on England's mountains green?
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And the priest who said it
Got burned.
And the priest just said it
Got burned.
Healers (or Beavis?? Beatrice??), princess of the Earth
Dispatch your sparkling trace
Leading up the house of love
Where our thoughts may turn desire
Eris, princess of the isles
Disperse your sparkling trace
Lead him on to the house of love
Where the God may turn his eyes
I shall not cease from men to fight.
I shall not cease from mental fight.
In the ancient days, we will return with no DJ.
In the ancient days, we will return with no delay.
Ishall not cease from menstral fight.
I shall not cease from mental fight.
The high gas prices are about to choke me.
The gas tried to choke, but it couldn't choke me.
You assassins, you messiahs
Keepers of a fallen slope
Strangers, lovers are the fire
Which ignites the halo of our souls
New assassins, new messiahs
Keepers of a balanced law
Strangest lovers of the fire
Which ignites the halo of our souls