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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jerry Springer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bunch of sucky porn star midgets who were all nude.
Original Lyrics:
A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheating lovers and cousins of Mary
Original Lyrics:
Cheating lovers and cousins that marry
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherry, Cherry! Now the crowd starts their favorite chance.
Original Lyrics:
Jerry, Jerry! Now the crowd starts their favorite chant.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had the swan freak.
Original Lyrics:
Holy cow, did you see it last week?
Well, they had this one freak.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been one week since we got to see
Cheating lovers and cousins named Mary
Original Lyrics:
It's been one week since we got to see
Cheating lovers and cousins that marry
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerry's the king of constipation.
Original Lyrics:
Jerry's the king of confrontation.
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael doesn't love you
Original Lyrics:
That goat doesn't love you
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some monkey-f***ing drag queen
Original Lyrics:
Some unsuspecting drag queen
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some mother-f**king drag queen
Original Lyrics:
Some unsuspecting drag queen
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
That goat doesn't belong to you!
Original Lyrics:
That goat doesn't love you!
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're always wearin'
Furs 'n', kickin' butt
At point-blank.
Original Lyrics:
They're always swearin'
Cursin', kickin' butt
And pointin' blame.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
When he found out that his wife had a sausage
Original Lyrics:
When he found out that his wife had a sex change

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