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A bunch of sucky porn star midgets who were all nude.
A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude.
Cheating lovers and cousins of Mary
Cheating lovers and cousins that marry
Cherry, Cherry! Now the crowd starts their favorite chance.
Jerry, Jerry! Now the crowd starts their favorite chant.
Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had the swan freak.
Holy cow, did you see it last week?
Well, they had this one freak.
It's been one week since we got to see
Cheating lovers and cousins named Mary
It's been one week since we got to see
Cheating lovers and cousins that marry
Jerry's the king of constipation.
Jerry's the king of confrontation.
Michael doesn't love you
That goat doesn't love you
Some monkey-f***ing drag queen
Some unsuspecting drag queen
Some mother-f**king drag queen
Some unsuspecting drag queen
That goat doesn't belong to you!
That goat doesn't love you!
They're always wearin'
Furs 'n', kickin' butt
At point-blank.
They're always swearin'
Cursin', kickin' butt
And pointin' blame.
When he found out that his wife had a sausage
When he found out that his wife had a sex change